Bobjr
Quite Dashing

Do you have someone in mind?

We do. Do you have time now? I'll rip you apart.

But the Moldavians have the perfect cover. Really poor Soviet-fallout state? No one would suspect them of mounting an offensive.

You can't possibly mean...

...THE MOLDAVIANS?!

The Portuguese are very good at hiding their influence on the world.

I wouldn't know about their conquest of Gambia if not for my source, Mr. Octavio, who shall go unnamed.

Everyone knows that the Portuguese have laser knives. It's said to be how they tamed the natives in Gambia.

I hear the Turks are working on some hovercrafts.

Supposedly, Bangladesh has a working air ship.

I know, that's why I want to extend my reach.

Maybe see if there's any Georgian pirates on the Caspian.

I can only sway Serbian mercenaries to my side for some reason.

I heard Statefarm doesn't cover Somali pirate-related mishaps.