What pisses you off?

[Cap'n Carter]

[zeroxtb]

.DRAGGGGGGGGDFHJGSHAJJHGSKJLGSUV DICKY MOOOEEEEEE

[Bee's Wing]

If your relative are giving you trouble, just eat them. Alive.

But if I eats my granny, she won't tell me where her diamond stash is! :<

[fin fish]

Okay, I also hate how my computer randomly restarts itself virtually every time I leave the room. What the fuck, Windows. I just restarted manually three hours ago, do you REALLY have some urgent reason to restart again as soon as I leave? I have lost SO much stuff I've been working on thanks to this bullshit.

[Tsuchirinhon]

But if I eats my granny, she won't tell me where her diamond stash is! :<

It's probably hidden inside of her.

Go on. Dig in.

Okay, I also hate how my computer randomly restarts itself virtually every time I leave the room. What the fuck, Windows. I just restarted manually three hours ago, do you REALLY have some urgent reason to restart again as soon as I leave? I have lost SO much stuff I've been working on thanks to this bullshit.

Stay in your room forever.

[MrTeach]

The chairs at my college. They are all designed so that anybody sitting in them will develop horrible shoulder pains.

Never before have I considered just asking somebody for a massage.

[dirt monkey AL]

What do you mean? That I will enjoy when she dies?

My mom grandma can be horribly mean, but she is a respectable lady. And my mom and uncles still love her, despite everything.

As for the dad one... I don't know. If my dad invites me to go to her funeral, maybe I do so.

Well, there's no love for this grandmother.

But if I eats my granny, she won't tell me where her diamond stash is! :<

Hah. We know how much our grandmother is worth. To elaborate on this, I will tell you that when we cleaned out her trailer, the only thing of worth that we found was our dead grandpa's old wallet that only had a picture of him with a monkey in it.

There were at least six cheesegraters in that damned place.

[Haine]

Parents who want their children to become doctors or lawyers so they have something to brag about to their friends
Racism
Sexism
Jerks
Machoism
People who use the words gay or retarded as an insult
Bugs
Extremism
Acid Humor
Steve-O
Pompous and egotistical people
The Farley Brothers
Jingoism

SO TRUE!!!! I TOTALLY AGREE

[Zephos]

SO TRUE!!!! I TOTALLY AGREE

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[Mister_Anbu]

SO TRUE!!!! I TOTALLY AGREE

And there you get the strange child that decides he wants to become a lawyer on his own. :(

Perception by customers that we respect their time and move them as quickly as possible.

Every customer leaves the store in a better mood than when the customer arrived.

Recognize each customer as an individual.

Consistently produce high quality beverages.

Kudos to whoever figures out what that is, but it pisses me off right now.

[Mr. Lucci]

Originally Posted by Pass the Rootbeer
Parents who want their children to become doctors or lawyers so they have something to brag about to their friends
Racism
Sexism
Jerks
Machoism
People who use the words gay or retarded as an insult
Bugs
Extremism
Acid Humor
Steve-O
Pompous and egotistical people
The Farley Brothers
Jingoism

I agree with this

Even though I sometimes do slip up and use retarded as an insult. I try not to though.

[Accelerator]

Spoiler:

[Earthworm Zim]

I don't get it.

Why does Carter anger you so?

[Accelerator]

It's not Carter-senpai that I hate(boy,Carter-senpai is the coolest member in this forum,how can I hate him),it's that fucking fatty from God Hand(whoever his name).He's got an annoying appearance and it's damn hard for me to beat him.I lost more than 100 times when fighting against him,and I never play it since then.

[Tsuchirinhon]

Hahahahahaha, wow.

Carter-senpai.

[fin fish]

WOW.

That post is a goldmine in almost every way possible.

[Cap'n Carter]

Just backflip a lot against Elvis

[raj]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[Accelerator]

Hahahahahaha, wow.

Carter-senpai.

He's my senior in this forum,which means that I should call you Cyringohn-senpai either

[Tsuchirinhon]

carter-senpai i made you a bento lunch plz accept it <3