Freestyle or kick a rap thread

[SMUDGE]

Willem Dafoe, my arch nemesis!

[Shaka the Tempest]

First I want to say Wratheous' rhymes are ill, reminds me of Big L with a touch Canibus (Two of my favourite artists) XD
I hope I'm not interrupting anything, just thought I'd throw in some lyrics

Very pretentious, Shaka the tempest if I may mention, narrator of historical writing in every sentence.
For my sins, I've spent an eternity of "mortal" penance.
The vatican disapproved of my scriptures and returned rejection.
Through anger, fury, and hatred thus I collected.
I believe they were weapons of mass destruction in retrospective.
Vowing to attain revenge in each dimension.
Constantly shape-shifting form to avoid inspections.
Time would pass, I whispered in the ear of war lords becoming the subject of town folk-lore
Once again I failed, the holy knights would arrive, I hid in the shaft to keep my dark dream alive
Centuries more would escape me, citizens of all nations would hate me, the government tried to trace me
For the help I needed, I contacted the magi who studied and searched for the garden of Eden..

(To be continued??) XD

[Zyordius]

First I want to say Wratheous' rhymes are ill, reminds me of Big L with a touch Canibus (Two of my favourite artists) XD
I hope I'm not interrupting anything, just thought I'd throw in some lyrics

Very pretentious, Shaka the tempest if I may mention, narrator of historical writing in every sentence.
For my sins, I've spent an eternity of "mortal" penance.
The vatican disapproved of my scriptures and returned rejection.
Through anger, fury, and hatred thus I collected.
I believe they were weapons of mass destruction in retrospective.
Vowing to attain revenge in each dimension.
Constantly shape-shifting form to avoid inspections.
Time would pass, I whispered in the ear of war lords becoming the subject of town folk-lore
Once again I failed, the holy knights would arrive, I hid in the shaft to keep my dark dream alive
Centuries more would escape me, citizens of all nations would hate me, the government tried to trace me
For the help I needed, I contacted the magi who studied and searched for the garden of Eden..

(To be continued??) XD

Very awesome dude. Keep it going if ya can, i love a good story.

[Sheep]

Man, the first time I see a rap thread and the lyrics written by the users aren't terrible. Some are actually pretty good.
Man - good online rap writers, good looking people in the "How do you look like"-thread.
What's happening with the internet?

[Shaka the Tempest]

@ Zyordius
Hey thanks man, I have every intention of doing so hehe XD
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I journeyed my way to the peak of Sinai, and to my shock I was greeted with forty-five high fives
That was the number of scholars who controlled the high rise, dusk till dawn, carefully watching how time flies
Before me stood a great of invention,
The cable wire shocks were unpleasant, so wearing gloves was a blessing.
Before I knew it I could forward and rewind time, my lyrics would consist of past and present rhymes.
Greed overcame me, and even if they blamed me I had to possess the machine only for me namely.
Late one night, wrong or right, I would steal the machine and use it for travel through space and star-flight..

[Wratheous]

First I want to say Wratheous' rhymes are ill, reminds me of Big L with a touch Canibus (Two of my favourite artists) XD
I hope I'm not interrupting anything, just thought I'd throw in some lyrics

Very pretentious, Shaka the tempest if I may mention, narrator of historical writing in every sentence.
For my sins, I've spent an eternity of "mortal" penance.
The vatican disapproved of my scriptures and returned rejection.
Through anger, fury, and hatred thus I collected.
I believe they were weapons of mass destruction in retrospective.
Vowing to attain revenge in each dimension.
Constantly shape-shifting form to avoid inspections.
Time would pass, I whispered in the ear of war lords becoming the subject of town folk-lore
Once again I failed, the holy knights would arrive, I hid in the shaft to keep my dark dream alive
Centuries more would escape me, citizens of all nations would hate me, the government tried to trace me
For the help I needed, I contacted the magi who studied and searched for the garden of Eden..

(To be continued??) XD

Very impressive, most definitely sounds like a bronze nazareth with a wu tang twist.
Very underground, im diggin it.

[Wratheous]

im diggin the rhymes, story tellin at its best from the mind.
Two different styles from two different times.
Twistin past and present, with the future mashed together.

back to the punchlines, i beat hard like a teen or drum line.
They backin up when i let the gun shine.
Waistline packin and it aint for bluffin.
I can strawberry ya top like a muffin.
Its nothin..
you really dont know so stop the assumptions.

Im really raw with the 9 milly or saw.
Good with my hands quick to break ya jaw.

I used to box in Watts, 108th and broadway.
Always wanted a katana to sharpen my swordplay.

But i never got into fencin or kendo.
I used to push raw while i smoked the indo.

Rugged days when i was a street child.
used a human scale to weigh my green piles.

That white too, dispite dudes snitchin.
They could catch hooks quicker than fishin.

Lemme end this short yall,
This shit is nothin to me like MJ and basketball.

[Wratheous]

Check....

I love bein alive, these are fun times.
I love livin my life, in the cali sunshine.

Cruisin the 210, with a few friends, top down but it aint new benz.
We still lovin it, hands out feel the fresh air in the pub-a-lic.
This is the place to be, all terrains, nothins the same to me.

In the winter, catch me up in big bear, chillin in a fresh cabin but i dont live there. White streets... gotta chain ya wheels, in the past imagine all the brain i feeled. When i was solo, when i didnt have my girl and my mini me to hold close.

In the fall, im kickin it with yall, naked trees feel the breeze on my ball.
LA fires got cali burnin up, took like 8 days to clear what the fuck?
Thats how we do, flames and earthquakes dudes.

In the Spring, We hittin diego.. with a quick connect across the boarder, named pedro. Thats where i get my yay blow, if anyone knows where the pure is...they know.. Than we partyin raw, while im flippin bricks seein nippled chicks like mardi gra.

In the summer, its light beers and hookahs. But watch out, this heat will have a dude shoot ya. they goin crazy cuz its too hot, and the crack doesnt help...... they all think their 2pac...

anyways, i love where i stay. Been to many countrys and states.
had fun, but this is my place... where i lye... And cali is the place where ill die...

[GEPPETTOSMONSTER]

THE DUMBEST HIP HOP LYRICS YOU'LL EVER READ PART 1:
I go to graveyards at night
dig up heads, masturbate into them in front of head lights
my neighbors dog use to bite me
until I put a fire cracker up it's ass and ignite thee
I'm righteous
like Alex tribeck
I got a gold necklace
looks like a Rolex
only problem is a snatched it off an old lady
who died from a train wreck

[blue-san]

Fame and Fortune

Down in the center there was party for all

Have money, nice clothes, then you can go.

If they notice you're (really )rich,

They give you an extra hot bitch.

The clock tick-tocks: one AM

With the limo comes a getho man.

When he walks inside everyone stops:

"He's carrying a gun - is he a COP?!?!"

"No-no everything's fine" says the security guard

"He's a friend of mine..."

"Come on K grab a bitch,

dont hesitate, cause you're rich"

Everyone is dancing on the dance floor, all the girls are screaming: "More, more!! Come on K put me down,

come on K, cause you're the head of the town"

K: "Loving girls, love massage, ohh hell I even like extreme voyage. Stop the play! Push the pause! Cause K is in da house"

{Chorus:}

K put your fingers here on me, show me like its used to be.

Make your move just don't stop, everybody sip a drop,

love me like its the first time, tell me you're all mine all mine,

devote entirely to me cause thats the way it should be, thats the way it should be, thats the way it should be..."

Smoke and booze everywhere

Our hero is even dancing in his underwear

Hip-hop non stop, he even knows how to break

Then flash,the drums.... here goes the cake!

Oh shit, crap yeah... he almost forgot

Thisˇs the day he turns...? Well a lot

But its ok he will be fine

Right after he sniffs another line...

{Chorus:}

...

With fame comes trouble, they always do

Its when someone, wants something from you.

No diffrent, with our old man K

It wasnt long before someone came to say:

Yo listen K, have some money to loan?

Cause you see man... I need it for my new I-phone

Then theres another already jumping on his back

Thats when K shouts: Can you all give me some slack!

{Chorus:}

...

K:So the party begins where it ends,

you all just wana be my best friends...

No a-a no can do, cause I just have something new for you

Kiss my ass and say goodbye, cause you won't see it for a lot of a time.

Dark outside non bitch yet,

I'll get one, would you like to bet?

Its over now big applause cause K has left the house!

{Chorus:}

...

[Wratheous]

Its been a long minute since my last visit, been sick for over a week its past wicked.
Life aint so beautiful, when u got 2 sick bitches coughin in ya cubicle.
But its all good.. you know me... aint gonna take it to the heart, plus im lovin the OT.
Been grindin nasty, back to back with.... my 9 to 5, but fuck the taxes.
Makin more so im hittin a higher bracket...
but shits stable... Plus imma get it all back by april.
Im startin to get into the tradings... so i can make my 30% and put it back into my savings...
Im on a different grind, fuck that street shit..
Cuz i aint gotta go to jail when i peep this.
The IRS can tell its my dough, dont gotta racketeer, get caught by the 5-0
Im on a different tip, this is something i know...
I gotta stand strong, gettin my grown man on...
Im a new dude, sculpted from lifes troubles, but fightin back the right way stayin out of trouble...
So take the easy way, youll most likely get caught up..
U can only get so far pushin the product.

[Wratheous]

Im drunk, aint nothin new.
Started sippin brew to vodka mixed with mountain dew.
They say it shrinks ya balls, but im still big.
Aint one to talk, shit.. you could feel it...
But thats off the subject, im buzzin, gotta love it.
poisoned 3 days a week, forever at my peak.
spittin ill, gettin real, quick to lift the steel, like im flippin lava on the bbq quick to put a hole in a grill.
Im infected, im talkin aids to stds, so sick yall cant fuck with me...
Try it... couldnt come this big unless you buy it.
im all about my beef like tri tips, or new yorks.
Soft like pazole, how i chew pork,
Fuck bein muslim or fastin,
im all about action.
Yall comedy, how you actin funny.
Never stop buildin towers when im stackin money.
why you laughin dummy?
this aint jokes, ya life will go down hill quicker than snow slopes.
Ill go poke, ya body up like american me.
So stop starin at me... we dont play..
We stamp-a-leen while u jumpin on ya tramp-a-leen.

[tigerlilly]

I'm browsing though the site when I recognize this thread
The kick a rap joint, it has come back from the dead,
It had some good rhymes and it's death was kinda tragic
but Wratheous brought it back with his rhyming black magic

And here I am, hope it won't die again.
Giving my support with everything I can!

So accept my contribution, it's my very first rap.
Even though it's kinda lame and prolly made of crap.

[Zyordius]

To Wratheous and Tigerlily,

Good job on the rhymes, nice to see some fresh ones, it's been awhile.

[Wratheous]

Not bad at all for your very first, not bad at all. :)

[Wratheous]

I want to be forever young.
Sing this song that was never sung...
Actually it was by hudson.
Im livin life temporary, so im lovin..
each moment, love my fam hot damn you know this.
I wish i could get younger but im slowly growin..
Heres my flowin for this fountain of youth.
Eternally livin, but eventually we will lose..
to time, entwined in the these roots of mine..
Im... well, were... slowly decaying.
This life is short, so be serious, stop playing.

[Sakonosolo]

Wouldn't this work better as a poetry thread?
Or maybe just have it mandatory to rhyme instead.
I don't really like rap, it's not my kind of music
And I don't even know what this type of rap is, kick?
Though rhyming does sound pretty cool in use
Many rappers use it as an abuse.
Talking about horrible things like slapping hoes and shooting cops
But for the style in which they do it I give them props.

[Big_Bad_Lith]

gonna rap, mother fucker
pop a cap, mother fucker
in your ass, mother fucker
think fast, mother fucker

don't cry, mother fucker
you'll die, mother fucker
no lie, mother fucker
good-bye, mother fucker


am i doin it rite?

[Roz the Zen Nada]

gonna rap, mother fucker
pop a cap, mother fucker
in your ass, mother fucker
think fast, mother fucker

don't cry, mother fucker
you'll die, mother fucker
no lie, mother fucker
good-bye, mother fucker


am i doin it rite?

hahaha that is so funny!

Get out immediately!

[Wratheous]

Sometimes i get heated, want to blast a dude.
my music the sickest.. you could catch a flu.
Its me vs the world, tryna poison the mind of every boy and girl.
Heres somethin new, i beat the shit out you so bad, ya unborn child will be blue.
Its nasty how i come up dirty, i kill anyone that i dont find worthy.
If you aint a challenge its nothin chump, 7 shells watch me dump the pump.
I thought u was a gymnastics, my heat sendin you doin tripple backflips.
Im commin raw, like fresh sperms. rotten rhymes the way old flesh turns.
If you step up, ill amputate ya legs. Leave you in spain, the bulls will stampede ya head.
Imma stop quick, this is hot shit, but it aint good for ya body and soul like drinkin toxic.