
Originally Posted by
Captain Shmeckie
It's true, too. Think about it...
Okay, round 1! Go! ...Ah, dammit Luffy, what're you--ah, hell... Fuck... Robin, get in there and fish his ass out...
Okay, here: his weakness is water. Get him wet, and you can hit him. There, you can hurt him now. Go! ...Okay, there ya go! Great! Oh, shit, he's gonna get serious now, get read--what the fuck?! He just owned you in two moves, Luffy, what the hell?! Shit... Okay... Make the water he missed with just happen to rehydrate his ass so he doesn't friggin' die! Okay...
How about this: We'll cover you in blood so you can always hit him, he won't use his broken superpower on you, and we'll have you explode with strength beyond what you normally have out of desperation, or whatever. Good? Good
...Great! You did it! Way to go--the hell?! You knocked him unconcious, but you're dying?! What the fuck, Luffy?! Ah to hell with it, at least you finally won. Robin, get in there and save his ass again...
I hope for your sake that motherfucker doesn't come back...