How strange that we all seem to be first groupers here, considering that the statistics for it were 11%.~
I blame Kairouseki saying it was worth reading the whole thing.
How strange that we all seem to be first groupers here, considering that the statistics for it were 11%.~
I blame Kairouseki saying it was worth reading the whole thing.
Group 11% here too. I guess that just means we're all awesome. Or just enjoy reading a good story~
It just goes to show that we're all mature, smart people here who know when to listen to others. I really enjoyed reading that. Thanks for posting it, Sakon.
Also, have some witty political humor:
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log. But when I get home to you, I find the things that you do will make me feel alright. You know I feel alright, yeah.
Maybe. Who knows.
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log. But when I get home to you, I find the things that you do will make me feel alright. You know I feel alright, yeah.
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Thou shalt be ended in the name of the League of zachri and the Lawfare army.
Friend just drew this after some random derping X'D
it's funny because it's probably accurate...
because whenever I see even a tiny bit of the game AMNESIA, I freak the fuck out...
so have some freaking out peeps (AKA my OC Rowan and eagle-chwans new OC Pom)
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Thou shalt be ended in the name of the League of zachri and the Lawfare army.
That,
I read the whole thing, the story was actually quite good and I expected the punch line to be lame, but kept reading because I became curious about it.
I didn't laugh, I DID understand the play of words, but maybe because english is my second language I didn't find it that funny?
Still worth the read as it was entertaining
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I agree with this fully. I'm a sucker for terrible puns though lol.
Such as...http://imgur.com/gallery/ioRr7
I read the whole thing and am in the first group but I don't think I got the joke. Can someone explain it to me? Is it a pun?
Wow now I feel really bad for not getting that. I was sitting here going "lever lev-her leave her?"
Anyway thank you for explaining it.
heh, you're not alone, I haven't gotten it at first too (I'm dyslexic, I've read the sentence "Better late than never" at first - and wondered where is the joke in it - only when people started commenting about the pun, I've checked it again and got it right).
I've found funny article recently. It's about history... well kinda... and it's shorter that the joke.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-200-poland/
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they've omitted some important things like this guy
who was kicking everybody easels asses (he ain't called Bolesław the Brave or Valiant for nothing and just look at his moustache)Spoiler:
Last of the Jagiellons also had beardand his the guy responsible for Union in Lublin - overruling wishes of powerful high nobility.Spoiler:
On the other hand this guy, who is "badass enough to be national hero in 4 countries"didn't. Or maybe they were just blown into big explosion as well (this calls for reconstructionSpoiler:- ok. done ).Spoiler:
Oh, and the twin brother of the president, the one who died in the accident, had been prime minister around the same time - unfortunately he hadn't moustache either (well if he had we would be able to tell them apart)
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Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Copypasta
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”
”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
By the way, that Navy Seal was Einstein.
Semper Fi.
p.s. close the border
Originally Posted by trappedolphin
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