I was standing on a narrow ledge on a reeeeeeally high, red cliff. There was a brown eagle tied up on the ledge too. There was an evil man who was trying to steal the eagle and we were playing a sort tug of war with the eagle. Reminds me of Rescuers Down Under. The man tumbles to his death and I fall with the eagle right after. Somehow I got the ropes cut and then the eagle transformed into Neuro with wings.
I love the random "narrator" comment that basically "It'd sure suck to fall off a cliff... unless you have a bird to fly you down!!"
At the bottom of the cliff, there was a random clothes/party store. At first it was a weird guy, but he was replaced by Neuro. He was so cute ~ <3 Neuro was running around (not literally) the store and grabbing party items for some unknown reason. He was acting... affectionate. Yes, you heard me. Affectionate. Towards Yako. She'd occasionally seem to turn into me and back again. Almost like I was Yako. I practically squee'd when Neuro rubs his cheeck against Yako's like a cat.
Then the setting switched to another weird place, which a group of students were touring or something. This weird guy was giving the tour, and there was a particular way you had to navigate around. Like these one set of stairs that I think... had some kind of liquid flowing down them. It looked like liquid cheese in all honesty. We had to take our shoes off and line them up in rows starting on the edge of the top steps. They had to be perfectly parallel columns of shoes. And that made the water go away.
Next scene was a confusing museum, in more ways than one. There was this scene that reminded me of The Pearl. This man and his son were diving for Pearls. They lived in a small room in the museum. This room had the design of fishermen. For some reason there was a bog/marsh place where they dove every day. The man is apparently Akainu who does a magma fist, but then!! Kizaru... somehow... kills him? Wait what? You'd think Kizaru would have gotten his ass kicked but somehow Akainu is the one who dies, due to something relating to heat (??). There was also a boat wreckage. Then we see the boy diving for pearls, and he finds this massive pearl (but smaller than a tennis ball). He returns to his "home" and the room has been completely redecorated. Kitsune Inferno and some other people were there to tell him the bad news about his father's death, but while waiting, Kitsune put up Naruto stuff and paints the room orange. The boy has got this "WTF is going on" face, and they tell him the news. Then the guy who murdered Akainu is coming so they tell him to hide under the bed, and pulling out a hammock, they urge him more cuz he hesitates. Then he wraps himself in the hammock and just barely manages to get under the frame in time. Kitsune whispers that he can choose whether or not to reveal the pearl while he's hiding, which in my mind strikes me as incredibly stupid when you're trying to hide. Kitsune tries to pry his hands open cuz he doesn't show it, but gives up when he realizes the decision he made.
Then it's back to the confusing museum which a lot of students are visiting that day. There were food court places. It was like a mansion. Two groups of students were competing against each other. There were wooden things with a certain shape in the middle, painted different colors. The object of the game was to find the corresponding wooden shapes that fit. I also remember a room that looked like an artists' alley. Somehow our group lost even though there was some unfair circumstances.
At some point there was also this really bizarre scene where me, my mom, and bro were going on an airplane. My mom wanted to shave her legs, and the flight attendant lady though... she wanted sex and tried to do so. Fortunately that quickly ended. and mom was irritated at the confusion, even though it almost looked like she was semi-enjoying it. This one part kind of pisses me off because I know the reason why this scene happened in this dream. Usually it never happens like this either. When some kind of thing happens irl, it usually doesn't affect my dreams right away.
There were strange navigation methods of this musem. Like a giant series of tubes that lead certain places. Me and this group were climbing into them and being transported to different places. Some of 'em were making me nervous cuz they were narrow, barely able to fit people. Yet somehow size wasn't an issue cuz there was a big guy who went in front of me. We quickly got lost because we weren't winding up where the tubes were supposed to take us. So we ended up being late to meet back up with our group. It turns out that Gekko315 was a chaperone, and he emitted a cool yellow aura. He was disappointed in a Gekko way. He tsked at us and didn't listen to our "excuses" as we tried to explain that the place was confusing to navigate. The dream kind of just ends with Gekko chilling and looking cool.