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    When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't fuck cuz my mom kept walking around the house and I had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailing her for nearly 2 minutes, then I suddenly feel a weird sensation on my ball sack. I feel my balls and get off of her to see a leach cinched onto my scrotum. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we return to my house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they are removing the leach and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and confirms that I was using a condom and she gave me and my gf a sex talk. This was a little awkward.

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    First post. .

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    once, i, i, i was boning my girlfriend, and, and there was this drill, and she said, there was noo wayyy
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    This thread is a little awkward...TMI, man.

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    Old story is old.

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    A troll if I ever saw one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaMario View Post
    A troll if I ever saw one.
    Just thought I'd say
    (your avatar is nostalgic to me)
    since this thread is good for nothing else

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super-Franky View Post
    I don't know what scares me the most. This thread or your reply.


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    16 chars and IBTL
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    Old. Came across that story somewhere else...funny still though.


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    Awesome, can't believe this hasn't been locked yet.




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    Transfer this to the Laugh out Loud thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagneticMonkey View Post
    I don't know what scares me the most. This thread or your reply.
    Why ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream-of-Chicken View Post
    Just thought I'd say
    (your avatar is nostalgic to me)
    since this thread is good for nothing else
    Thanks. =D

    Oh, and in before lock.

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    Totally grossed me out at least...

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    Thanks. =D
    You're welcome. :)

    Can this thread reach three pages before it's locked?
    We shall find out.

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    But wait.....did you bone your girlfriend afterwords?????
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    And here I was thinking I was the only one...

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    good laugh chief
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