Nolus's Corner

[Nolus]

You know, I really want to write something... a fanfic maybe... about the Giant Squad... about some Vice-Admirals (Horny, Strawberry... my favourites)... But I don't know if anyone would be interested.

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I tried to draw Ice... I failed as always when I try to draw somebody whom I've never drawn before.
But here he is

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Well... next time he will turn out better... I noticed some interesting things while I was drawing him. He does look pretty dumb. But there's nothing wrong with it. Lacroix, Afro and Femgiant (gosh, she NEEDS a name, even if just temporarily) is there to solve hard things. Ice isn't the brightest torch in the tunnel (with Karmazsin) but his heart is in the right place. Although the spikes on his mace isn't, stupid anime erased them...

Karmazsin: Ice, where did you put those things?
Ice: I... I think... someone stole it!
Karmazsin: But who?
Ice: I don't know!
Karmazsin: That's just a stick in your hand, not even your mace!
Ice: I know, but maybe with this, I'll find the missing spikes. But here's my mace... see? No spikes... *sad*
Femgiant: Hello boys! What's wrong Ice, why are you so sad?
Ice: Somebody stole the spikes of my mace...
Femgiant: Oh! You see, that's just Afro's baseball bat. Your mace is in the kitchen.
Ice: So it's making me a sandwich! Cool!
Femgiant: *smiles*
Karmazsin: My sword does nothing, it just gets dirty all the time...
Femgiant: It's only your reflection.
Karmazsin. Oh...

That girl giant needs a name!
Speaking of her... Yesterday I searched all over the internet for Giant Squad fanarts. I found some of mine (which is pretty funny, I think), and found one... it was hard to find, but in the end, I realized it was a giant waste of time... guess what... just guess...
A; It wasn't a pic of the Giant Squad's Girlgiant, but some other girlgiant
B; It was crappy
C; Other...

The answer is C... a little hint: If I were a boy, I might like that pic...
So, any ideas now? No? Then I tell you, simply and clearly...
I... found... a pic... that showed... Femgiant....... naked...
Wasted my time... not that I wanted to find naked pics of the male members of the Giant Squad....
But it's quite funny if I think about it...

I'll draw you a Christmas Horny! And even colour it!

Quoting myself...

As I promised... with bonus chibi Killer!

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Hope you like it.

By the way, what's with me and drawing half-naked men lately...

EDIT: Fixed the shoulders... I think...

Merged the two posts to prevent multiposting

It's just a work in progress pic and you might be familiar with it...

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Say hello to Hippo!
Don't ask me about all the blueness. The background isn't white because his coat is white, therefore I couldn't colour it. And it's always a good idea to change the background colour to something that's not in the actual pic (so, if the character's hair is blue, a blue background won't be the right choice)
Also, my favourite colour is blue...

I'll post a dialogue when I'm finished (I hope tomorrow)

Also, while doing the lineart (the only thing that's done so far) I noticed he has a very strange smirk. Almost perverted. I wonder what he's looking at...
Now I have an idea for the dialogue

Secondly: Those things around his eyes... what are they?

Aaand, let me say, he has a very unique design. More unique than Catman. Just look at his chin and teeth... I love his hair... you know, when I started drawing him, I noticed his hair wouldn't fit on the paper, so guess what I did... started drawing him again on the bottom of the paper...

Sorry, I'm not done yet, this post isn't long enough.

His ears. Why are they so pointy? Ice's ears are like that too. Why? I'm curious. Are they giant elves? (Imagine Ice as an elf... I have another idea for a dialogue)

C'est tout, I won't torture you anymore... we're done for now. For now

[Vepe]

Retarded giants FTW XD The dumbasses are the most adorable. Though Horny is average.

*dies* OH MY GOD A NAKED-- Half-naked-- CHRISTMAS HORNY! WITH KILLER ON IT?! You you you you I I I... I can't say anything. I'm so moved.
You're making me kiss him. I see what you did there.
THANK YOU
Hippo is mysterious.

[Nolus]

Retarded giants FTW XD The dumbasses are the most adorable. Though Horny is average.

*dies* OH MY GOD A NAKED-- Half-naked-- CHRISTMAS HORNY! WITH KILLER ON IT?! You you you you I I I... I can't say anything. I'm so moved.
You're making me kiss him. I see what you did there.
THANK YOU
Hippo is mysterious.

Maybe, Femgiant will drop Catman and...

Lacroix: So she chooses me!

...and capture Karmazsin and Ice for his... plans... women can be perverted too

Lacroix: Aww...

Poor Lacroix... he'll never stand a chance...

Horny isn't dumb, he is naive. Quite naive.

Ronse: Heyya lil' bro, could you do me a little favor?
Horny: Sure big bro!
Ronse: Could you... take this camera and take many pictures of Femgiant while dressing...
Horny: Why do you need these kinds of photos?
Ronse: Uhm... for my biology homework...
Horny: Okay then!

Bad Ronse...

I'm so happy you like it.
Well, there's the mistletoe so now, you must kiss him... them
Killer is there to help. Bros help each other.

Maybe Hippo is in the bush, watching Femgiant having a shower... poor Girlgiant, every giant wants to see her naked.
She needs a name. Everybody has nicknamed except her... any ideas?

[Vepe]

YES. You got it. Horny is NAIVE. That's exactly what he is. And he's so cute for it. DAMN.

I'll make sure to kiss him every time I open that pic (daily). And I won't forget that damn adorable little Killer <3 Oh god I feel so happy XD

Femgiant could be Anna. I just feel like it.

[Nolus]

YES. You got it. Horny is NAIVE. That's exactly what he is. And he's so cute for it. DAMN.

I'll make sure to kiss him every time I open that pic (daily). And I won't forget that damn adorable little Killer <3 Oh god I feel so happy XD

Femgiant could be Anna. I just feel like it.

Naive horny people are cute. I have a feeling Horny would definitely be captured by Doma if they met And Dalmatian would be very jealous... cause dogs like naive horny people!

It's so strange. The word killer completely changed in my mind and I'm no longer thinking about a stupid murderer when reading "Killer". I need to finish babyHorny and babyKiller!

Anna shall she be, until Oda says otherwise.

Yaay, every giant has a nickname now!
(not counting JG, Lacroix (that poor fella) and Ronse)
Anna, Jeremy - credit goes to Vepe!
Catman, Hippo guy, Ice - credit goes to No Maam
Karmazsin - me
aaand I think Afro should have a name. Afro is just... I don't know... let's name him!

[Vepe]

Afro can be Jeremy. That just hit my head.

[Nolus]

Afro can be Jeremy. That just hit my head.

Edited my previous post:D

It'll quite funny when they actually got names.

[zachri]

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What have I missed?
; w ;
looks like fun~

[Nolus]

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What have I missed?
; w ;
looks like fun~

Just a few pages of things that doesn't make any sense... Welcome to my madness! Thank you for coming

Here, we sacrifice Sengoku's goat every Sunday to the least popular characters of One Piece.

[Vepe]

Sacrificing a goat just fits my religion, how did you know Nolus XD?

Yees. And poor Killer doesn't even have ANY merchandise of him. Even Urouge and Bege have some.

V-As... they should have figures for their adorability

[Nolus]

Sacrificing a goat just fits my religion, how did you know Nolus XD?

Yees. And poor Killer doesn't even have ANY merchandise of him. Even Urouge and Bege have some.

V-As... they should have figures for their adorability

I just took a wild guess

We demand Killer and Horny plushies! And awesome figures! And MASKS! Imagine... Killer, Horny, Ronse masks:D And Catmam hoodies:D
I'd so buy a Strawberry hat! And... and... Onigumo helmet! Argh, we can still dream, can we?

[Vepe]

We can dream. We can dream.
The plushies would so get good care in my hands *cackles evilly* Killer would totally make an awesome figure so why the fuk there is not a single one?
I would buy the masks. Just for the sake so I could lick them and be all "I'M KILLER!". Strawberry's hat would have crazy shipping costs XDDD

[Nolus]

We can dream. We can dream.
The plushies would so get good care in my hands *cackles evilly* Killer would totally make an awesome figure so why the fuk there is not a single one?
I would buy the masks. Just for the sake so I could lick them and be all "I'M KILLER!". Strawberry's hat would have crazy shipping costs XDDD

Plushieeees! Argh, I want a whole collection. Every VA and the Giant Squad (Karmazsin >:D)
Hmm... a Killer-Horny megapack! Two figures in one! I imagine, two awesome figures here on my desk next to my precious dragons. Dreams, dreams...
But I love Strawberry's hat! They could include all kinds of things in it! Like the plushies! All in one! And damn the shipping cost, I would go and walk for it!

Horny: Stop you vile pirates! I won't let you hurt these innocent people!
Doma in Horny-mask: Hellooo!
Reino in Killer-mask: >:Í
Horny: Wha....WHAT?!

Poor little Horny... he must be sooo confused... >:D But Killer will come and save him, cause bros help each other!

Also, I noticed something about Jeremy. I may not be a cannon expert nor a sharpshooter or whatsoever but...

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Why does he hold his gun/cannon like that? He really wants to get Anna's attention...

Jeremy: Hey, you like my gun?
Anna: Doesn't it hurt you when you're shooting?
Jeremy: Nope, a man must be hard!
Anna: And why are you half-naked? It's freezing out here!
Jeremy: A man must be hard!

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[Nolus]

After some Jeremy horniness pervertness I finished Hippo!
Argh, why did his smile come out to be this perverted?!

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You may notice...
Why am I always saying "you may notice"? WHY?
Sooo... you see, the shading is kind of different on this pic. It's stronger. I realized it would look better. What do you think?
Also, why does he have a so strange skin colour? So as his clothes. (not the coat, I hate that)
The hair was a little hard to shade, since it's too dark.
When I was shading his chest I couldn't think any other thing that "You're drawing half-naked guys... again... you pervert"

Anyway...

Dialogue for distraction:

Ice: Heyya, what are you doing?
Hippo: Nothing... nothing...
Ice: Hey, that's a pic of Anna!
Hippo: Argh, please don't tell her!
Ice: Why would I? You're just doing your biology homework like Ronse.
Hippo: Biolo... yeeees!

Ronse: What did you want to show me Hippo?
Hippo: Come closer, and stay quiet!
Ronse: Niiiice! But tell me, where did you find that naked pic of her?
Hippo: Internet...

I'm not kidding. There are 4 fanarts of the Giant Squad, and one of them shows Anna naked... Why not Karm- nevermind.

[zachri]

Plushieeees! Argh, I want a whole collection. Every VA and the Giant Squad (Karmazsin >:D)
Hmm... a Killer-Horny megapack! Two figures in one! I imagine, two awesome figures here on my desk next to my precious dragons. Dreams, dreams...
But I love Strawberry's hat! They could include all kinds of things in it! Like the plushies! All in one! And damn the shipping cost, I would go and walk for it!

Horny: Stop you vile pirates! I won't let you hurt these innocent people!
Doma in Horny-mask: Hellooo!
Reino in Killer-mask: >:Í
Horny: Wha....WHAT?!

Poor little Horny... he must be sooo confused... >:D But Killer will come and save him, cause bros help each other!

Also, I noticed something about Jeremy. I may not be a cannon expert nor a sharpshooter or whatsoever but...

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http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/8264/afrot.jpg

Why does he hold his gun/cannon like that? He really wants to get Anna's attention...

Jeremy: Hey, you like my gun?
Anna: Doesn't it hurt you when you're shooting?
Jeremy: Nope, a man must be hard!
Anna: And why are you half-naked? It's freezing out here!
Jeremy: A man must be hard!

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Rowan: Stay. The Hell. Away.
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PFFFFFFFFT X'D

[Nolus]

Rowan: Stay. The Hell. Away.
[/stare]


PFFFFFFFFT X'D

Not sure what that meant but thanks for the comment anyway

[zachri]

Not sure what that meant but thanks for the comment anyway

Rowan = None-One Piece OC (who's a satyr)

PFFFFFFT = lol good notice right thar ;D
GUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSPENISGUNSGUNSGUNS

[Nolus]

Rowan = None-One Piece OC (who's a satyr)

PFFFFFFT = lol good notice right thar ;D
GUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSPENISGUNSGUNSGUNS

Oh, I get it!

Men must be hard! Like their guns!

[zachri]

Oh, I get it!

Men must be hard! Like their guns!

HGGGGGHHHNNNGNGNHNNHNNNNN.
YEEEEEAAHHHH

[Nolus]

Last pic (sketches) of the year, yay!
So here's a bunch of Catmen. (by the way, did you know Catman is a character? Like Batman. Just... cat... google it!)

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5; so it all started here. I mean the smiling. I call this: You-will-be-catraped Catman.
1; It's supposed to be a sexy smile... I failed
3; I will colour this, until then, I won't tell you.
2; He sucks, but I managed tofix make him worse. But he has the STACHE!
4; Ronse drew Catman. For Anna. She put it on the fridge. She always appreciates the presents given to her.

3; Catman: Ya, stop being jerks and don't smile at me....
1; Heyya blondie, ya want some cat-action?
2; Nyehehe!
5; >:D *remember? "You-will-be-catraped"*
4; Ronse: Hey Anna, I drew you something! A cat! I know you love cats!
Anna: Oh, it's... Catman?
Ronse: Yes! *proud*
Anna: Cute! I'll put it on the fridge so everyone will see it!

Later

Catman: I'm thirsty... I hope there's some milk in the fridge... What the? I am NOT that fat!

Gosh, I ran out of time! So it's the first drawing of the year...

Anyway, Happy new year! Or as they say it here: Boldog új évet!

EDIT

Since this post seems to be too short, I wanted to add something. No worries, I didn't draw:P

So I was watching the anime, minding my own business when I saw this:

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Isn't it wonderful? The ships, Marineford, houses, cannons... giants... yeah... this pic would be so great, but I have to say, the giants ruin it. Look at them! Just look! Stickfigures would be better... and this isn't even an animated picture, they could at least try! Ronse drew a better Catman...
But this pic is funny... they look sooo horrible... look at Jeremy... look at their legs...

If I could draw, I'd redraw this whole pic...

Edit:
Guess what... No, I didn't redraw the pic, I just played a little in Photoshop!
So the whole history of this pic is that I managed to download some really high quality (1080p) episodes (that contained some giant action: 463; 464; 465). You probably remember the scene where Jozu threw that big chunk of ice to the Giant Squad, completely humiliating them. Why? Why? The giants really need to to something to gain respect...
So I merged three snapshots and added a few effect...

Warning: it's extra huge (it must be, all the giants are there)

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At least they're there for each other. I'm pretty sure they don't have anybody else up there. It's like a big family.

I wonder if there's a limit...