
Originally Posted by
tigerlilly
It was hot hot summer Almost as hot as the young man, this story is about. His name was Hiroy and he was the most beautiful bishonen to ever grace the face of earth.
He yearned for something refreshing. So he went to the fridge, prancing in a way too beautiful, but at the same time too masculine for us to image, let alone describe.
As he opened the fridge he found what he was looking for...
"It is time we reunite, my love..."
He whispered to the chilled can of Pepsi in his beautiful (BEAUTIFUL!) hand. But before his lips could meet with the Pepsi can, a cockroach appeared from underneath the fridge!
"But ...Ahh! Ahh..!. I...I hate cockroaches"!!" Hiroy stuttered, his beautiful lips trembling in the most handsome way. Hiroy blushed, while his shirt burned away in a random combustion. The same moment, as if shining just for him, the sun sparkled down his chiselled, topless body, highlighting every single part of his breathtakingly defined sixpack.
"Wow, that's hot" a random selfinsert character named..."ligertilly" muttered, as she stalked Hiroy with a pair of binoculars from across the street. The sight was indeed so hot, that it funelled through the lenses of the binoculars and burned out her eyes. She died with no regret, since her last sight was indeed one to die for.
THE END