APRIL FOOLS 2011- The Room

[RPGJay]

Commercial break.

Also the black boxes tore me apart

[RobbyBevard]

FREAKNIK THE MUSICAL! All right!

Wait. This is a commercial. Right?

Or the most glorious scene transition ever?

[Dervish]

oh god my grandmother walked in and just asked me if Tommy was a man or a woman AHAHAHAHA

His hair is indeed fabulous

Did they just block Wisseau's junk? Thank god.

My EXACT thoughts.

[RPGJay]

God stop showing me food commercials I'm already hungry enough

[GypsyCarts]

I don't want food after the pasty bodies slapping against each other.

Ugh.

[RPGJay]

Ah they let gary oldman out of dracula again!

Oh it's just her mother

[killerbee1000]

That Danny kid is a creep.

[RobbyBevard]

Maybe you should marry him grandma, you seem to like him better than your daughter.

Wait. you're not about to tlak about your sex life are you?

[Nobodyman]

It's back on.

"Now let's go to the couch."

Yeah, why do I have the feeling she was giving her stage directions?

[RPGJay]

Why did she stop by for like 3 minutes if she had to leave anyways

[Gliblord]

That Danny kid is a creep.

What, you wouldn't let him watch?

[GypsyCarts]

She's so intense that is hurts.

[Nobodyman]

Oh, hi Mark.

Hey guys. You get that we're in San Francisco yet?

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

[S.C. Amigo]

That Danny kid is a creep.

I think he might have had some mental problems, though.

[RPGJay]

I parade around my home in a sleeveless dress all the time. What do you mean what's going on?

[Wagomu]

Prepare yourselves, people, for Sex Scene #2.

[Dervish]

Candles...music....sexy dress....

What's going on here?

[Insider2000]

*she starts giving him a blow job*
Mark: Okay, what's going on? What is this about?

I'd believe he's that clueless.

[The Dude]

That Danny kid is a creep.

It's Denny

as in "oh hai Denny"

[RobbyBevard]

"Jonny is my best friend and you're getting married next month and...

oh, I guess I can sleep with you."

And thats the most unconvincing "I love you" ever.