Faux Chopper's story begins ten years in the past. He was born on a summer island in the Grand Line near Sabaody. To the other foxes, Faux Chopper was a freak, for he was born with a mustache. Faux Chopper endured their bullying until the foxes cast him to the ocean, leaving him to drown.
He drifted for days until he washed ashore on a strange island. He was rescued by a little girl with a heart of gold and a belly-button ring. Her name was Faux Kureha. Faux Kureha loved Faux Chopper, he came to realize, despite his mustache. Together, they lived on the island, known as Faux Island, where people were born as imitations of other people, a rather sad and glum existence. However, Faux Chopper was a fox out of water; he was a stranger to Faux Island, and an unwelcome guest. The people of Faux Island saw him as a monster, an anomaly if you will. Everyone except Faux Kureha, that is. And for Faux Chopper, that was enough. He'd spend the rest of his days with Faux Kureha, he decided.
But the days ran out quickly.
Faux Island's anorexic king, Faux Wapol, put out a terrible decree. All food on the island now belonged to his voluptuous daughter, Faux Vivi. Faux Vivi was a vile creature. The people spoke of how her father gave her a pet bird named Faux Karoo for her birthday. Upon receipt, she ate the bird whole and demanded more.
To make matters worse, by decree of King Faux Wapol, anything that was not human was defined as food, which Faux Chopper soon discovered, the hard way...
To be continued...