Naruto and Bleach: Let's put this thread to bed I

[Cyan D. Funk]

so there i was, being kubo

i was swimming in my million-foot deep pool of money when the editor came in. he was like "LEARN ENGLISH" and i was like "WHY YOU ANGRY" and did a sumersault into the sun while playing a drum solo

I LOVE MY LIFE

[LuffyWinner]

Noticed how Naruto is trying to jump into all the battles?
Ok he's the main character, he's also a wind user, we get that, but he is so overused now (Along with Sasuke) when we have other unique characters.

[Gliblord]

Don't Kubo's editors notify him that his English is fucking awful?

Like I can see his supervisors giving him leeway for the plot simply because they can't exactly say "Hey, yeah, Kubo... one small problem, buddy... You know that chapter you turned in yesterday? Yeah, it's fucking awful. Yep. God awful. Real shit. Dog shit on the face of fiction. Think you could entirely rework and untangle the clusterfuck of a plot you've engineered over the past few years? Ok, cool. Turn it in by 7, thanks. Bye, Kubo." but you'd think when he's writing English like an inebriated spidermonkey they'd give him a call.

The English doesn't have to be accurate; they give no more than zero shits about non-Japanese readership. It just has to look cool. And it's not as though the editors are any better with English themselves.

[Roronoa Dodo]

so there i was, being kubo

i was swimming in my million-foot deep pool of money when the editor came in. he was like "LEARN ENGLISH" and i was like "WHY YOU ANGRY" and did a sumersault into the sun while playing a drum solo

I LOVE MY LIFE

I've read 4, maybe 5 of these so far today and they've never failed to get a chuckle out of me. Thanks for the lulz Kubo.

[Bucephalus]

yeah, but really... "why me sad?"

Does the Viz translation use these shitty Engrish titles too?

[Kareem Said]

yeah, but really... "why me sad?"

Does the Viz translation use these shitty Engrish titles too?

The Bleachtards probably think it's "artistic" or some crap.

[Pookiez]

someone find a link to bleach asylum with someone defending the title.

[Gliblord]

You know it's quite possible that even bleachtards have at least a smidgen of a sense of humor about the engrish titles too right

Hell I remember when I was a fan and I'd still grill Kubo for such hilarities as Satan from Orbit, which would always be coupled in my mind with

[DesertSpada]

someone find a link to bleach asylum with someone defending the title.

Hmm....

Tell you what. I'll just post some stuff this poster by the name of bleach92 put. Most seemed to chuckle at the title but this guy? Well.....

Spoiler:

HOLY SHIT.

"Why me sad".Oh KUBO, U the best.

Thank you for not writing the fullbringers off.Thank you so much.

Can't wait to see what they can do with their new powers.

Giriko vs Kenpachi, calling it and Yukio vs Hitsugaya.

Oh GOD, why me so happy.

Thanks alot for the spoilers.

No matter how you look at it, Orihime is so damn cute.

She cried because she heard her " Kurosaki-kun" crying.

This is so sweat, IMO.

What a great chapter.

First of all, the title was so genius. i really laughed when i saw it.

The art was amazing, as always especially this panel, http://mangastream.com/read/bleach/90527597/11 Amazing, simply.

The story progression, we get to know that because of Ginjou

the law about the substitute was created.So this made me respect Ginjou even more.

Now, the saddest part was Inoue's.Oh GOD, it was really painful to watch her cry like this.

Orihime, honestly, this is why i love her.It was so so so sweat when she was worried for her "Kurosaki-kun"

She even cried for GOD sake.Ichi really is lucky.

Now, i'm glad that when Ginjou transform his Cross of Scaffold regain the hilt that shishi broked back then.

At the end of the chapter, Kubo blow us again with his imagination.

I find the transformation really awesome but i'm not liking Jackie's.

So i really hope that it's incomplete.But we will see.

So Ginjou gave them all of Ichigo's powers?Ok so that's mean that the powers he stole

reawaken his own powers.This is the only explanation i could come up with.

And i just want to remind you guys that we should not forget about what Ginjou said here http://www.mangarush.com/manga/bleach/452/p-8.

So don't be surprise if at the end of this volume, we have a bunch of people who gain a power

transcending the shinigami.

IMO, this is all for "beefing up" their new powers and they will gain a power greater.Just expect it.

I'm just saying.(btw, Yoruichi vs Jackie should be EPIC).

So, i guess now people understand why Kubo bring the shinigami back.huh?

Well, next:

Yukio vs Toshiro

Byakuya vs Tsukishima

Riruka vs Rukia

Jackie vs Renji

Giriko vs Kenpachi

Shishigawara vs Ikkaku

and the most epic will be Ichigo vs Ginjou.

Ginjou seems really confident, so i'm confident too.

One last warning, after chapters like this, Kubo always draw the next one to show who is going to fight who,

unless he changes his style.So please, don't expect something that you would call EPIC chapter.

Next one, will change show us this and we will have some interactions between the fighters.That's it.

And at the end, Ginjou will make the first move and he will yell, "Go all out".At least this is what i'm expecting.

through some, Yuzu, Karin, Unagiya, Ishida, Keigo, Tatsuki and Mizuiro's reaction to all of this would be pretty amazing too.

Anyway, this is not the best chapter, nothing more awesome than "Bleach 458" for now but nonetheless, it was awesome.

Thanks for reading this.

If it helps, here's his sig.

[Gliblord]

These people really need to read other series, for a nice cruel snapback of perspective.

[Zack]

Hmm....

Tell you what. I'll just post some stuff this poster by the name of bleach92 put. Most seemed to chuckle at the title but this guy? Well.....

Spoiler:

If it helps, here's his sig.

http://bleachasylum.com/signaturepic...ic28790_16.gif

.....this person does realize he means sweet right? At first I thought it was just a spelling mistake, but it was reused...Otherwise, continuing to use 'sweat' is hilarious.

[Machuran.]

Hmm....

Tell you what. I'll just post some stuff this poster by the name of bleach92 put. Most seemed to chuckle at the title but this guy? Well.....
[spoiler]

Maybe they thought that this person was being sarcastic, or if it's not then this person seriously needs a reality check.

[Kareem Said]

.....this person does realize he means sweet right? At first I thought it was just a spelling mistake, but it was reused...Otherwise, continuing to use 'sweat' is hilarious.

I'm surprised so many of Bleach's fans understand English. I always thought the series gained popularity because people just liked to look at the pictures because they were simple minded enough to think it was "Pwetty imagwy" and didn't actually know what the hell was going on. Would explain a few things about the series' popularity.

[Pookiez]

First of all, the title was so genius. i really laughed when i saw it.

holy shit that guy is retarded. aslf;laskdfjh

[Unluck]

Kubo noticed his ratings and decided to appeal to a certain aspect of his fans, making Orihime's breasts even bigger and making her a stereotypically Hollywood asian woman. Next chapter title is ME SO HORNY and then followed by ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.

I'm with you Kubo, I never edit or spell check or ask people for help with languages that are not my own. My way is unique, and that makes it correct, right? =.=

[No Maam]

Don't Kubo's editors notify him that his English is fucking awful?

Like I can see his supervisors giving him leeway for the plot simply because they can't exactly say "Hey, yeah, Kubo... one small problem, buddy... You know that chapter you turned in yesterday? Yeah, it's fucking awful. Yep. God awful. Real shit. Dog shit on the face of fiction. Think you could entirely rework and untangle the clusterfuck of a plot you've engineered over the past few years? Ok, cool. Turn it in by 7, thanks. Bye, Kubo." but you'd think when he's writing English like an inebriated spidermonkey they'd give him a call.

Maybe they suck at english too ?

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Edit2: Why... did I read that.

I ask myself that every day of my life

[Nobodyman]

Honestly, I just don't understand why Japanese "artists" in general feel the need to insert half-assed translated English into their products.

"Hey, I have an idea! I'll translate a phrase (probably with Google translate) from Japanese to the most commonly spoken language in the world (English) and insert it into my manga/anime/song, which most Japanese people won't even understand and will make me sound like an illiterate retard to native English speakers!"

[Enzeru]

Honestly, I just don't understand why Japanese "artists" in general feel the need to insert half-assed translated English into their products.

"Hey, I have an idea! I'll translate a phrase (probably with Google translate) from Japanese to the most commonly spoken language in the world (English) and insert it into my manga/anime/song, which most Japanese people won't even understand and will make me sound like an illiterate retard to native English speakers!"

[Psywar1]

Hmm....

Tell you what. I'll just post some stuff this poster by the name of bleach92 put. Most seemed to chuckle at the title but this guy? Well.....

Spoiler:

If it helps, here's his sig.

http://bleachasylum.com/signaturepic...ic28790_16.gif

To be fair, that page is pretty fucking amazing - the middle panel even has a background! *gasp*

Umm, "so sweat"? At first I thought this was a typo, but seeing as he's used it twice... I hope he's someone who has English as a second-language as opposed to your typical illiterate bleachtard.

It was pretty painful to watch her to cry like that; I'm still wondering why the hell she's crying when he's crying when she doesn't seem to care at all when he gets stabbed through the back. Sure, maybe in Bleach something like that can be written off as a daily occurrence, but surely she'd be a little more worried about this?

[SpoonyBardOL]

"Hey, I have an idea! I'll translate a phrase (probably with Google translate) from Japanese to the most commonly spoken language in the world (English)

Not to derail the topic, but nope. English is actually #3 or so, by number of native speakers anyway. Spanish is #2, and Mandarin is #1.

Back on topic....

..actually no. Nope, I'm not even touching this week's Bleach. There's absolutely nothing I can add.