Nami: Hey, Zoro, I almost forgot. When do you plan on paying me that money you owe me?
Zoro: What money?
Nami: You mean you don't remember? Loguetown? Swords? Mopping?
Zoro: I gave you that money back.
Nami: Interest, man, interest.
Zoro: I didn't spend any of it! Besides, I thought we went over this already?
Nami: The agreement was 700% interest, remember?
Zoro: It was 300% last time!
Nami: Well, now that you mention it, your loan HAS been outstanding for over two years.
Nami: Or ten years Earth time.
Zoro: Earth!? What the hell are you talking about?
Nami: In any case, taking into account late fees, inflation, APR, state and local taxes, room and board, food and water, waste management, clothing fees--
Zoro: What are you even going on about!?
Nami: --aaaaaaaaaaand my own personal salary, the adjusted amount you owe me is 729,457,346,236,457,679,234,265,903,734,675,986,79 3,576,346,349,576,893,576,932,473,456,736--
Zoro: That's too damn much!
Nami: --345,646,756,867,976,524 and a half berries.
Zoro: Half!? How do you expect me to give you half a berry!?
Nami: Oh, in that case, I'll round up. How does 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Berries sound instead?
Zoro: Much better.
Chopper: She's swindling you, idiot!
(Intro by Kitsune Inferno)