Brook: It's time to start my concert! But there are no spotlights for my show!
Franky: Don't sweat, Brook! Here have some NIPPLE LIGHTS! *FLASH*
Brook: Stop it! Stop it! Everyone is looking at you! I'm the one all the Ladies should be staring at!
Hey beautiful ladies! How about you show me your panties please?
Franky: Here, just look at my handsome speedos instead! They are SUUPEERR! *pose*
Brook: *shudder* I wanna die, even though I'm already dead