Enel: Ya ha ha! Who dares challenge the wrath of god?
Robin: Oh it's you again.
Enel: Is that my opponent? Looks almost familiar.
Robin: You're that fake god aren't you?
Enel: Who are you calling fake god? You are nothing, not unlike an ant. You can not even harm me.
Robin: I'll certainly try. I learnt a long time ago that I need my friends to help me in my life. Without them I'm nothing.
Mr. 3: It would make the most cents to have lost to the person that ends as champ. Treasure this battle, even when the chips are down!
Crocodile: My underling has come far in the world. I suppose I can help her out... just this once.
Usopp: You can do it Robin! We're all behind you!
Franky: Be supaaaa today!
Enel: Minions is it? I have a few of those myself.
Spacey no 223: Female will be halted.
Monarch Henchman 21: What am I even doing here?
Momonga: Don't I have a lovely mustache? I should have been in the filler!
Makino: I can't really fight but I'll name a dish after whoever wins!
Ivanokov:Oh hello Croco-boy. Vhat are you doing here?
Magellan: I have to go use the bathroom...
Hannybal: I should be in this match instead! I should be champion!
Zoro: Make us proud, Robin. Do your best.
10,000 Hattoris: Coo!
Shanks: Whoever wins, we all have a party afterward! *drinks*
*Laboon was going to be in this match, but 4Kids edited him out.*
Luffy: *picks nose* What's going on?
Enel:Hrm. That is the problem with minions I suppose. Bah. If you're going to stoop to using cheap tricks in this match, then so will I. Behold, my secret weapon! Fifty Sound Dial recordings of Satori's laugh!
Straw Hats: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Satori: OH HO HO! HO HO HO! OH HO HO! OH HO HO HO HO!