DerangedBones's Manga Mock Review

[joesephes]

@Rubia-ryu: Just do the best you can. :)

Btw DB, I sent you two pms, with the second one being something that I forgot to put in the first one.

[MetaMario]

Man, Deranged, your reviews are pretty damn funny. Keep it up.

Also, great sig.

[rubia_ryu]

I was using genuine Japanese, without Google Thanks guys, if I find the time. Maybe I'll try one chapter episode... but at this time, I'm not going to make a new thread yet. I'll edit this post later. Then, after feedback, I consider that new thread.


Back again. My commentary on Episode 384. Watch the episode while reading along for best effect!

Spoiler:

Episode 384 "Brook's Hard Struggle! The Difficult Path to Becoming a True Crewmate?" or "Brook's So Awesome We're Making an Episode All About Him"

Aw yeah, a(n actually fun) filler episode! Here we go~!


Ah, peace aboard the Sunny... in the midst of creepy fog. Kind of loses the "peace" part imo.

God, that is one of my favorite skull jokes. Well, one of many.

Laboo~~~n!! (Well, didn't show up yet, but...)

FFFFFff, Brook on janitor duty.

DAWW, he cut off. But I wanted to hear those amazing stor- ah, wait.

NEXT MORNING, A WAKING PIECE. AND SNORING EVEN LOUDER. ROFLMAO. Luffy, you rascal~

DAMN THAT IS ONE BIG ASS BREAKFAST.

Brook, why are you laughing like that, you make it sound like you were doing something naughty last night... Oh, no. Bad image.

HOW THE FRICK DOES CHOPPER KNOW. AAAAAAAH

Luffy's face while munching, as in "Damn right I'm awesome."

Skull Joke #2. (Yes, I'm counting.)

But Brook! Your very existence makes up for it!

"In this crew, you must never let your guard down during a meal." *adds line to massive list of fav'ed quotes*

Poor Brook never saw it coming. Wait, did Luffy scoot away from the table at the last minute for Brook to fall to the floor... Damn fast.

Skull joke #3.

Brook, back to house cleaning. He's like a maid~... O_O Did he plunge his face into the wash, or what?

#4 Hah.

And now his face is clean again. I was hoping it'd sparkle.

Convenient location of bubbles on floor.

#5 and BON! LMAO AGAIN.

DAMN SANJI WAY TO KICK THE DISHES BROOK JUST CLEANED INTO ORDER WITHOUT BREAKING/DIRTYING ANYTHING.

"That is for me to...!" To what exactly, Sanji? I'm sure Brook can take your place~

BOING BOING BOING ribbit

LOL classic one-liner Brook.

Le gasp! Nami, being NICE?

#6, and the map, nice and clean. Run, Brook.

Franky's Cannon prototypes? Nice foreshadowing of the Gaon Cannon combo, though.

#7, 'cause we just can't get enough, daro?

They forgot to tell Brook where the cola was stored. Their own fault the cannon blew up.

Luffy, optimist to the max.

Seriously, how does Zoro not shake the whole ship with barbells that huge.

"Meditation, I see... I shall accompany you." *three seconds later* "Zoro-san?"

FFFFFFFF!! Cho-san saikou! Brook sounds desperate...

#8, asking Zoro's permission too! FFFLOLOLOL

"I'll take you there!" ...Do I need to comment further? *looks at previous two lines* No, I don't.

Robin-san? Aw, rejected. (It's as if she were watching his activites...)

Nice placement of flashback without much dragging, and beautiful music. GJ, Toei.

Sexy Robin, Sexy Brook.

But why repeat the same line, Toei? :( Oh, well. Another fine placement of flashback.

Ha! Luffy, we love you and your replies.

The BGM, so lovely... *sniff*

Man, I wish I could sit at that table too. Gourmet food everyday. Plus, I'd get VIP service just for being female.

Chopper: "Fuuuuu!!! Get that f*ing thing away from me!!!" Zoro: *ignores food flying onto his face*

Sanji, there's no more room on the table. Let Luffy eat it. Surprised it isn't any messier

Lookin' like a BOSS, Sunny. But you always do~

LA~BOOOOOOO~~~N!!! Kitaaaaaaaa!!!

Damn, Chopper sounds like he's grinding hard. Wait, that came out wrong.

STOP IT ZORO!! THE WEIGHT PROPORTIONS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT!!! *imagines him with real-world physics, blink* Um, nevermind. Keep going.

*cryforeverplz* This, this... *whistles along to Bink's Sake, violin ver.*

#9. *sniff*

Brook, Wind Waker. Damn that song is amazing.

#10 to end the episode. Awesome.

Overall critique:

Unlike the previous two filler episodes which were mediocre at best, this episode has the movement and spirit of the original manga (besides extra flashback, but it's not bad).
So fun and moving altogether in a single episode that fit along with the storyline, even as a break. Impressive job, given the quality of some earlier (and later) episodes.
Finally, Brook = Fun personified.

Have fun! I'm still new to making critiques of any kind.

[DerangedBones]

This is pretty good for a first try! I liked it :D

but unfortunately, a bunch of the jokes were read either too early or too late.
You see, the reason why i mock-review manga instead of anime is because the review can be read more fluidly when a person reads a page, reads the review for that page, laughs, then continues on to the next page of the chapter. When its a video, while the reader/ watcher can press pause and read the review, it gets too hectic and tedious because you simply don't know when to stop or start (which is why, if you check, i try to put a gap between every page, so the reader knows when to stop and continue reading/rereading the chapter) and the person gets confused. Also, you have to remember most people don't understand Japanese, so they have to not only read your review, but watch and read what is being said in the actual episode.
For videos, in my experience, is always better to review with either sound, like commentary , or another video.

There was nothing wrong with your review, though!

--- Update From New Post Merge ---

Alright ladies and gents

Since OP is on break, and we are all miserable, lets laugh shall we?

This week's review is a special one

Ladies and gents prepare yourselves

This week is naruto week.

Spoiler:

Naruto Chapter 557

"Jokey Boy" OR "Robin says fuck you"


COMMENCING RAGE MODE


-"the true power of the mizukage...!!"
- evidently, is Michael Jackson's face in the sky
- that is a fearful power indeed.
- gaara is looking up at the sky, sweating.
-you should be scared gaara. You are barely 16.
-Fodder ninjas ask stupid question.
-moving on.
-the third panel is confusing. Is that rain?

oldkage : the water vapor is going up into the skkkyyyyyyyy~!

-so wait the water droplets in the third panel were going up? WTH Kishimoto, if that's what's happening,
then speedlines go from the bottom of the panel and fade to the top. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Fodder ninja : WHAT THE HECK IS HE..?

-The jokers underachieving brother

Fodder ninjas : IT GOT SMALLER..!!

-that's what she said.

-So then some weird explanation to how This-Is-A-Joke Boy is made
-I seriously have no idea WTF he's saying. Something about oil, water, and exploding.
-Anyway, Rejected-Joker-Concept Boy goes in to the kill.

-I'd die of laughter over going to be killed by such a retarded looking face.
-he looks like a weird frog.
-Kishimoto has an unhealthy love for frogs.

-Gaara tries to attack. Fails. Go figure.

old kage : Its a clone! Find the real body!

-aaand they do.
-then the retarded joker starts hopping on people. Seriously. He hops on them. Doesn't hurt them. Doesn't
molest them. Not even kill them.

-WHO THE HELL TOLD ME NARUTO PART 3 WAS GONNA BE AWESOME?!
-Oh wait.
-IT WAS KISHIMOTO.

-Oh look oldkage's back hurts. Why the hell is this guy a kage? Doesn't the fact that his back hurts every 10
seconds create a huge chance the baddies are actually gonna win this war?
-Maybe ....maybe kishi wants to show us...that you know. With Great power...like being able to de-atomize
people...Comes great responsibility.....Like ...your back hurts from time to time.

-....
-

-Gaara find the mizukage. and throws a bad line.
-I Miss psycho Gaara.

-Joke Frog boy starts to expand

Fodder ninja : ITS GETTING BIGGER!

-i can see that.

Fodder ninja 2: yeah...just like tsuchikage said...

-THEN WHY ARE YOU REPEATING IT TO ME?! DAMN FODDER PARROTS!

oldkage : yes......it's exactly as i said 2 pages ago...

-MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


-Back in egypt.

Fodder ninja: WE CAUGHT THE REAL BODY!

-i'll take your word for it.

Fodder ninja : Jokey boy stole the seals!!

-GOD DAMN IT!

-so jokey hokey pokey fat boy gets on top of the pyramid.
-mizukages head pops out of the pyramid

mizukage : Yo...

-This dear readers, is how Kishimoto trolls most of his fanbase.

-fodder ninja throws shurikens.
-mizukage hides in the pyramid.

-WHAT ARE YOU?! A FUCKING MEERKAT?!?!

-MY GOD
-IT MAKES SENSE
-JOKEY BOY IS PUMBA.

Mizukage : Damn what a good hiding spot. TROLOLOLOLO~

oldkage : How do we defeat you?!

mizukage :.... i don't wanna say. SICK'EM PUMBA!!

-so mizukage says if they can't even beat him, how are they gonna beat the big boss...who in fact, WILL
NOT TELL THEM HOW THEY CAN BEAT HIM.

-Good call Timon! First damn thing that made sense so far!

-So fodders start to run away. Damn. look at their faces. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. Except for this one
guy with white hair that ISNT wearing a bandana. Can you see him? Points if you can. Oh and naruto's long
lost black haired brother. No, not the emotionally challenged and demented brother with weirdly colored eyes.
I mean the other one under the spiky text rectangle with a bandana.

-then mizukage talks about about eggs.
-Gaara has the same look i have on. Only i have eyebrows.

-Pumba used explosion.
-explosion occurs.
-Michael jackson appears in the sky.

-Naruto sees the explosion.

Naruto : OVER THERE!

-NO SHIT

-Back to the battle(?)field.
-hail is falling on sand.
-Oh look! That one white haired guy from the "crowd"!
-and another guy that looks like hes....
-this isn't the time man.
-So gaara is protecting fodder ninjas.
-with Sand boobs.
-ok.

-REVIEWING THIS IS CAUSING ME GREAT MENTAL STRAIN.

-back with the kages.
-Oh.
-wow.
-just noticed.
-None of them have eyebrows.
-huh....
-....
-so back to the weirdos.
-mizukage is impressed
-funny. I'm not.
-mizukage continues to say that if gaara doesn't stop his weird Michael Jackson +Joker love child, he won't
win

-Gaara attacks.
-So does frog joker thing.

-Now that i think about it it makes sense! He looks like a frog. Thats why Kishimoto got confused and made
him hop everywhere and not kill anyone.

-frog boy hits gaara

Mizukage :Your guard timing was messed up by his sudden expansion!

-stop narrating the fight Timon. That's my job.

-it turns out that froggy hit a clo-

Mizukage : Another sand clone ...? So, you calculated for that too...

-I SAID ITS MY JOB DAMN IT!

-WTH? did it just turn into a hot air balloon?
-Weird action scene commences.
-Gaaras real body is hiding below.

Mizukage : Your real body was hiding below !

-GOD DAMN IT KISHIMOTO! YOU DRAW IT OUT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT DAMN IT!

-I hope jokey frogger explodes and KILLS THEM ALL.

-Backtracking though, How in God's name does Gaara even know what Jokey boy is? I mean he was the
one who said its name.

-Rejected IT concept is gonna explode.
-Gaara covers it in sand.
-And thats a "wow" apparently, because his sand isn't supposed to be fast enough.
-Jokey bastard explodes.
-Jokey bastard turns to gold.
-Jokey bastard turns is now Edward from twilight.
-he sparkles.

-So gaara stole his dads gold and used it against mizukage.
-And then gives us a chemistry lesson
-Nami's was more fun.
-Does kishimoto know his fans just skip over all this? I guess not.

Mizukage : You really are a golden egg!

-My face has the same expression as gaara right about now.
-But my eyes are bleeding.
-and I have eyebrows.


-CHAPTER END

[rubia_ryu]

This is pretty good for a first try! I liked it :D

but unfortunately, a bunch of the jokes were read either too early or too late.
You see, the reason why i mock-review manga instead of anime is because the review can be read more fluidly when a person reads a page, reads the review for that page, laughs, then continues on to the next page of the chapter. When its a video, while the reader/ watcher can press pause and read the review, it gets too hectic and tedious because you simply don't know when to stop or start (which is why, if you check, i try to put a gap between every page, so the reader knows when to stop and continue reading/rereading the chapter) and the person gets confused. Also, you have to remember most people don't understand Japanese, so they have to not only read your review, but watch and read what is being said in the actual episode.
For videos, in my experience, is always better to review with either sound, like commentary , or another video.

Yeah, I had thought about adding in the time as the episode played, but it's really a hassle, having to stop several times through an episode I would actually want to watch. I don't upload videos, as I don't have the proper editing software, nor a microphone to use. So, a video commentary would be best, but it's not an available option for me. Still, I carried on with your spirit.

There was nothing wrong with your review, though!

But, you just gave me a list of... ah, whatever.

Alright ladies and gents

Since OP is on break, and we are all miserable, lets laugh shall we?

This week's review is a special one

Ladies and gents prepare yourselves

This week is naruto week.

Spoiler:

Naruto Chapter 557

"Jokey Boy" OR "Robin says fuck you"


COMMENCING RAGE MODE


-"the true power of the mizukage...!!"
- evidently, is Michael Jackson's face in the sky
- that is a fearful power indeed.
- gaara is looking up at the sky, sweating.
-you should be scared gaara. You are barely 16.
-Fodder ninjas ask stupid question.
-moving on.
-the third panel is confusing. Is that rain?

oldkage : the water vapor is going up into the skkkyyyyyyyy~!

-so wait the water droplets in the third panel were going up? WTH Kishimoto, if that's what's happening,
then speedlines go from the bottom of the panel and fade to the top. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

Fodder ninja : WHAT THE HECK IS HE..?

-The jokers underachieving brother

Fodder ninjas : IT GOT SMALLER..!!

-that's what she said.

-So then some weird explanation to how This-Is-A-Joke Boy is made
-I seriously have no idea WTF he's saying. Something about oil, water, and exploding.
-Anyway, Rejected-Joker-Concept Boy goes in to the kill.

-I'd die of laughter over going to be killed by such a retarded looking face.
-he looks like a weird frog.
-Kishimoto has an unhealthy love for frogs.

-Gaara tries to attack. Fails. Go figure.

old kage : Its a clone! Find the real body!

-aaand they do.
-then the retarded joker starts hopping on people. Seriously. He hops on them. Doesn't hurt them. Doesn't
molest them. Not even kill them.

-WHO THE HELL TOLD ME NARUTO PART 3 WAS GONNA BE AWESOME?!
-Oh wait.
-IT WAS KISHIMOTO.

-Oh look oldkage's back hurts. Why the hell is this guy a kage? Doesn't the fact that his back hurts every 10
seconds create a huge chance the baddies are actually gonna win this war?
-Maybe ....maybe kishi wants to show us...that you know. With Great power...like being able to de-atomize
people...Comes great responsibility.....Like ...your back hurts from time to time.

-....
-http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1310882388

-Gaara find the mizukage. and throws a bad line.
-I Miss psycho Gaara.

-Joke Frog boy starts to expand

Fodder ninja : ITS GETTING BIGGER!

-i can see that.

Fodder ninja 2: yeah...just like tsuchikage said...

-THEN WHY ARE YOU REPEATING IT TO ME?! DAMN FODDER PARROTS!

oldkage : yes......it's exactly as i said 2 pages ago...

-MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


-Back in egypt.

Fodder ninja: WE CAUGHT THE REAL BODY!

-i'll take your word for it.

Fodder ninja : Jokey boy stole the seals!!

-GOD DAMN IT!

-so jokey hokey pokey fat boy gets on top of the pyramid.
-mizukages head pops out of the pyramid

mizukage : Yo...

-This dear readers, is how Kishimoto trolls most of his fanbase.

-fodder ninja throws shurikens.
-mizukage hides in the pyramid.

-WHAT ARE YOU?! A FUCKING MEERKAT?!?!

-MY GOD
-IT MAKES SENSE
-JOKEY BOY IS PUMBA.

Mizukage : Damn what a good hiding spot. TROLOLOLOLO~

oldkage : How do we defeat you?!

mizukage :.... i don't wanna say. SICK'EM PUMBA!!

-so mizukage says if they can't even beat him, how are they gonna beat the big boss...who in fact, WILL
NOT TELL THEM HOW THEY CAN BEAT HIM.

-Good call Timon! First damn thing that made sense so far!

-So fodders start to run away. Damn. look at their faces. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. Except for this one
guy with white hair that ISNT wearing a bandana. Can you see him? Points if you can. Oh and naruto's long
lost black haired brother. No, not the emotionally challenged and demented brother with weirdly colored eyes.
I mean the other one under the spiky text rectangle with a bandana.

-then mizukage talks about about eggs.
-Gaara has the same look i have on. Only i have eyebrows.

-Pumba used explosion.
-explosion occurs.
-Michael jackson appears in the sky.

-Naruto sees the explosion.

Naruto : OVER THERE!

-NO SHIT

-Back to the battle(?)field.
-hail is falling on sand.
-Oh look! That one white haired guy from the "crowd"!
-and another guy that looks like hes....
-this isn't the time man.
-So gaara is protecting fodder ninjas.
-with Sand boobs.
-ok.

-REVIEWING THIS IS CAUSING ME GREAT MENTAL STRAIN.

-back with the kages.
-Oh.
-wow.
-just noticed.
-None of them have eyebrows.
-huh....
-....
-so back to the weirdos.
-mizukage is impressed
-funny. I'm not.
-mizukage continues to say that if gaara doesn't stop his weird Michael Jackson +Joker love child, he won't
win

-Gaara attacks.
-So does frog joker thing.

-Now that i think about it it makes sense! He looks like a frog. Thats why Kishimoto got confused and made
him hop everywhere and not kill anyone.

-frog boy hits gaara

Mizukage :Your guard timing was messed up by his sudden expansion!

-stop narrating the fight Timon. That's my job.

-it turns out that froggy hit a clo-

Mizukage : Another sand clone ...? So, you calculated for that too...

-I SAID ITS MY JOB DAMN IT!

-WTH? did it just turn into a hot air balloon?
-Weird action scene commences.
-Gaaras real body is hiding below.

Mizukage : Your real body was hiding below !

-GOD DAMN IT KISHIMOTO! YOU DRAW IT OUT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT DAMN IT!

-I hope jokey frogger explodes and KILLS THEM ALL.

-Backtracking though, How in God's name does Gaara even know what Jokey boy is? I mean he was the
one who said its name.

-Rejected IT concept is gonna explode.
-Gaara covers it in sand.
-And thats a "wow" apparently, because his sand isn't supposed to be fast enough.
-Jokey bastard explodes.
-Jokey bastard turns to gold.
-Jokey bastard turns is now Edward from twilight.
-he sparkles.

-So gaara stole his dads gold and used it against mizukage.
-And then gives us a chemistry lesson
-Nami's was more fun.
-Does kishimoto know his fans just skip over all this? I guess not.

Mizukage : You really are a golden egg!

-My face has the same expression as gaara right about now.
-But my eyes are bleeding.
-and I have eyebrows.


-CHAPTER END

And it's because of commentaries like this (first from gabzilla, now you), that I actually would sometimes return to reading Naruto (and Bleach) just to see how bad the chapter is itself.
Wow.

[DerangedBones]

ONE PIECE MANGA MOCK REVIEW

CHAPTER 641

is up~

Spoiler:

ONE PIECE 641

"What are you?" OR "Who the hell pressed the mute button?!"




-we start of with From The Decks Of The World #25 "Alabasta kingdom - Bed-ridden Cobra"

-we see mustache-man Igaram and old-enough Vivi talking happily with too-old Cobra

-Cobra's hair is now half white.

-You know, some might call bullshit. They might say no one's hair turns that white over just a couple of
years, but it is plausible. I mean look at Obama. He went in office with jet black hair. Now, 4 years later it's
almost as white as a conservative's ass cheek.

-OH LORD. They have S-MART in Alabasta. Looks like they are only 4 letters away from needing another
revolution.

-All are happy for the stawhats, and looks like since daddy cobra is sick, baby cobras gonna have to go to
the Reverie instead! This should be interesting

-Next week, jaya/skypiea? I hope so.



TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE CHAPTER TO THE LEFT



-NOTE:
Shirahoshi will now be referred to as "The Boobs". For maximum enjoyment of this weeks review, replace
all drawings of her with a mental picture of boobs while reading this chapter, doing whatever my review
says they are doing.




-Hody is all giddy about VD dying.
-Little that he knows, VD is in one piece. (PUN INTENDED)
-noah is starting to fall, and FI is in deep shit ya'll.
-Hody pulls a sasuke line.

-...
-my god. Mental images.
-now i have to draw sasuke as a fish.

- Everyone around Hody is unhappy.

-Luffy is REALLY unhappy.
-So Bro-hoshi starts to tell Luffy about how important Noah is.

BROSHI : " If Noah crashes, everything is finished...Even the "mission" we've protected for centuries that
"Noah" has carried!!! Now excuse me while I have a flashback."

-I smell void history.
-Now, if you guys remember, this speech is almost the same one the Chief had with Robin in Skypeia.
Something about a "mission to protect" until the right person comes along.
-It's been a while since we had any clues about the Void history for a while now. Story-telling wise, it's time
to feed the fans some info.


-Hody starts laughing like a maniac with his seriously demented and drugged out smile while poking fun
at Luffy.
-Hody being Hody basically.

HODY: HAW HAW. I CALL YOUR BLUFF!

LUFFY: I'M GONNA STOP IT...BY SMASHING IT TO BITS!!!!

-GEAR 3RD GATLING GUN PLEASE


BROSHI : NO.

LUFFY : Damnit.

BROSHI : You can't, because it carries with it ancient history into the future!!!"

-This is basically Void History clue confirmed.

-Broshi tells luffy that VD might still be alive, and that they can use that to their advantage. Luffy argues
about what they would do if VD isn't alive.
-Hody laughs, enjoying the scene.
-The Boobs starts talking to the ship, and asks it to not fall. Ohgodwhatdidijusttype.

-In any other manga, I would deem this pathetic. But after Going merry...

-Then The Boobs starts calling out to VD to help her save the ship.

-It would be absolutely hilarious if those two get together in the end.
-You know what else would be hilarious?
-Their children.


-Hody gets his noob fish-a-te moves on and aims for The Boobs.
-Prince #3 to the rescue; he blocks the attack with his body.
-The Boobs cries.

-...
-It was weird typing that.

-Hody gets ready to attack The Boobs.


-Luffy grabs Hody head and rockets towards him.
-Hody is not pleased.
-Luffy doesn't care.
-Hody has sharp teeth.
-Luffy still doesn't care.
-Hody bites Luffy.
-The Boobs cover her mouth and cries.


-Luffy still doesn't give a shit, and punches Hody so hard, not only does Hody torpedo into Noah's bubble,
but he punches his TEETH out of him.
-ooooooow.
-Luffy comments on how His haki helps him with impact attacks, but is still not strong enough to block out
piercing attacks.
-oh. And he pulls the teeth out if his shoulder like it's an annoying mosquito bite or something.


-Below on deck, Hody turns into my grandma.

-Oh God the second panel is too lulzy. The black speech bubble is supposed to imply a creepy sound effect.
Instead I see a toothless Hody SAYING "Gugugu" like a weird demented and drugged out baby.
-thank you mangastream.

-Hody then turns back into a shark again.
-and his teeth go "fwisk"
-and my hands go "facepalm"

-Hody starts cutting the bubble around Noah.

-Is that Luffy SWIMMING? Oh God. Nothing is gonna stop him from becoming pirate king now.

-Luffy and Broshi are angry.
-Hody has his face stuck in NOMNOM mode.


-Air starts to leak out in massive quantities from Noah's bubble.
-Luffy is worried, Hody is laughing, and Broshi looks constipated

BROSHI : JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARD?!!

-wha? I thought he was a fish...man.....

-...
...wait....
...

BROSHI : KAMEHAMEHAMARINE!!!!

-Hody dodges.
-Broshi continues attack
-Hody still dodges.

BROSHI : WHY?!! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS HODY?!!!!

-......
.....it can't be..........could it be that....
...


-Hody slashes Broshi.
-Sonic would be proud.
-The Boobs is scared and yells out her brothers name while holding luffy.
-Broshi is one tough sardine. He holds onto Hody's fancy dog scarf and still asks Hody "what are you" while
giving him a speech about how the drugs are probably making him bipolar.
-It's ok Broshi. The "I want to rule everybody" to "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL" has us a bit confused too.

-Broshi continues to ask the question, and Hody is about to answer!

-.....!!!!
.....this is it! ....he's gonna say it!!!
!!!

-Those eyes! They tell a story of an untold past! IT'S...!!!!!

-Bubbles

-....
-WHO PRESSED THE MUTE BUTTON?!?!

-OOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


-OK. Either he was a slave, or his dad was Fisher Tiger.
-Or, if this was a soap opera, he would be Fisher Tigers son, but his mother would be a Noble, AND he was
a slave too! GASP! SCANDALOUS!!
-He would be the Voldemort of One Piece.

-Hody continues to cut things.
-The Boobs are still crying.
-A person calls Luffy on a mini denden mushi he has.
- We get a mini flashback transitioned by Luffy's shirt.


-Turns out that Broshi told the fish soldiers to ready a massive air blast if anything goes wrong. Cuz he's
smart.
-We transition back to the present , while The Boobs worry and and Luffy asks what they are going to do
with the air.

-The fish soldier tells Luffy that they can provide another air bubble around Noah, but the bubble won't
make the ship float or anything so Luffy's going to have to kick Hody's ass.
-Luffy just want's to fight, people. Just hurry up and GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

-Hody is still being creepy, and tells The Boobs and Luffy that they won't be able to do anything.
-He darts towards The Boobs but Luffy cockblocks him.


-Luffy then breaks his scythe fin, and punches him with a CoA punch.
-Hody is flung away
-Hody gets a grip
-Hody then proceeds to utterly lose it again.


-Daaaaamn that jaw is loooooooong~
-Hody has a psycho breakdown, which creeps out Luffy and The Boobs.

-That should be a band. Luffy and the Boobs.

-Fish soldiers aim for Noah with their bubble machine of doom.
-Broshi calls luffy through his Denden mushi



BROSHI : I KNOW HODY JONES' ....TRUE FORM...!!!!


-....Hodemort?

-I smell flashback



~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

watch out hody.
someone is more revengisist than you.

[Shezar]

hahahaha nice review and drawing(luffy drawing rules(is that sasuke fish?))

[joesephes]

LOL!

Funny ass review as always, my dear! :D

[rubia_ryu]

Funny how every time you post a review I feel like I need to comment. I don't understand this feeling.

ONE PIECE MANGA MOCK REVIEW

CHAPTER 641

is up~

WAAAAAAIT! I'm still trying to open my eyes that feel like they're burning... Seriously I feel like I haven't gotten several days of sleep Okay, let's go.

-NOTE:
Shirahoshi will now be referred to as "The Boobs". For maximum enjoyment of this weeks review, replace
all drawings of her with a mental picture of boobs while reading this chapter, doing whatever my review
says they are doing.

What? Why I possibly think about- FFFFFFFFUUUUU...

Seriously, there should be such a face for Hody.

-Hody pulls a sasuke line.

-...
-my god. Mental images.
-now i have to draw sasuke as a fish.

Your picture is scarring. My eyes have just hit fire, and they HURT.

-The Boobs starts talking to the ship, and asks it to not fall. Ohgodwhatdidijusttype.

Wha? Let me read that again... Wha?

-It would be absolutely hilarious if those two get together in the end.
-You know what else would be hilarious?
-Their children.

Now my head hurts more than my eyes.

-Hody gets ready to attack The Boobs.

Ow.

-Luffy still doesn't give a shit, and punches Hody so hard, not only does Hody torpedo into Noah's bubble,
but he punches his TEETH out of him.
-ooooooow.
-Luffy comments on how His haki helps him with impact attacks, but is still not strong enough to block out
piercing attacks.
-oh. And he pulls the teeth out if his shoulder like it's an annoying mosquito bite or something.

So nostalgic... zzz...

-Below on deck, Hody turns into my grandma.

Dem whippersnappers! Don't make fun o' ya grandma! zzz...

-thank you mangastream.

...I wonder when was the last time I had said that.

-....
-WHO PRESSED THE MUTE BUTTON?!?!

-OOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Oda:

-OK. Either he was a slave, or his dad was Fisher Tiger.
-Or, if this was a soap opera, he would be Fisher Tigers son, but his mother would be a Noble, AND he was
a slave too! GASP! SCANDALOUS!!
-He would be the Voldemort of One Piece.

I like my "I got paid" idea better.

-Hody has a psycho breakdown, which creeps out Luffy and The Boobs.

-That should be a band. Luffy and the Boobs.

I felt tempted to sig this, but I've got other things planned, so no. Boss Lionel plz?

BROSHI : I KNOW HODY JONES' ....TRUE FORM...!!!!


-....Hodemort?

-I smell flashback

Hm, Skadi was gonna doodle my parody of Hody's "tragic past". You know, in the dumb predictions thread spoiler thread.

~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls...76t5o1_500.jpg
watch out hody.
someone is more revengisist than you.

HOLY FAQ. LUFFY CAN DRAW...

But he forgot the eye shadow. And the blush. And...

[DerangedBones]

FROM THE ASHES
CHAPTER 642

Spoiler:

ONE PIECE 642

"Dignity Shatters" OR "ZORO, Y U SO AWESOME?"



-no from decks of world this week, instead, a cover and a colorspread. So lets take a look at those instead
shall we?

-The cover has Luffy and his black hole (A.K.A. mouth) drooling. He's eating ..corndogs? I dunno. But they
look delicious.
-They have the Jump Logo on them.
-200% more delicious.

-and now let's go see the colo-
-s...pre...
-WAAAAAAAT
-WAAAAAT
-PINK BABY
-Excuse me while I art-gasam.
-new background, CHECK.

-Lets take a closer look at the new colorspread, art-wise.
-A person who has just seen this would probably love how the characters look so in-tune with the
background. This is because Oda used pink ink for the outlines instead of the traditional black. This really
helps with the colorspread's atmosphere.
-If i had to chose which colorspread I would want as a poster, it's this one. Hands down.
-I love how he chose pink. So unexpected!
-As for the theme, it's pretty much same old awesome One Piece.
-Robins' still beautiful
-Namis' still hot
-Choppers' still cute (the pink helps)
- Brooks' still bones
-Zoros' still lost
-Frankys' still super
-Mansopps' still manly (THE PINK HELPS)
-Luffys' still Luffy
-Sanji not bleeding all over the place ONLY because he's waiting for the GREAT UNVEILING when
they actually get to the beach.

-that being said, ONE PIECE. EVERYTHING'S PACKED.
-yes it is Oda. Yes it is.




CHAPTERS, CHAPTERS EVERYWHERE




-We first get treated to a big lovely panel of the Sea Forest a couple minutes earlier, complete with amazing
background.
-I now know why Oda doesn't tone too much. Fangasams and artgasams are deadly.
-So the whales and fish are clearing out. There fishy senses are tingling.
-Hachi is discussing how the strawhats are probably winning, but that Hody will never break.
-He also says that Captain Tai probably knew this would happen, and feared that it would.
-aaaaaand
-we get cut off before we can know what it is


-ODA YOU TEASE
-NO FAIR


-Now in FI, fishle evacuating
-A broadcast from the lefty minister evidently told everyone what was happening.
-In Coral Hill, more ruckus is being made between the residents about Noah falling and The Boobs
protecting them.


-The same is being said in Waterwheel Town and the Coral Condos.
-Coral condo.....I WANT.
-There is much Exposition in these pages. And hairy fish. Hmm.
-OK
-NOW
-WHERE ARE OUR HEROES?!


-Before panning out to our heroes, we get a little visit to the FI king.
-Some soldiers and and Chinese Dragon Mustache Minister go and apologize.
-I see no need to apologize for being taken out by a drugged out white shark with feet.
-Neither does Kingy.

KING : "If the island and the princess collide, then it will be just as written... Everything will be over."

-WHERE WAS WHAT WRITTEN KINGY. WHERE.
-NNNGGGGGH
-Well obviously we are going to get a Void History fix soon.
-I'm just a bit like Hody right now. REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SHIT BLOWING UP.
-Oh and the history thing.

MINISTER : " ESCAPE YOUR MAJESTYYYY"

KINGY : " Don't wanna."


-Kingy is waiting for his daughter, The Boobs.



-We pan out to see Minister i-dunno-which-side and a bunch of soldiers.
-The are looking down from the top of the plaza, looking down at the lovely mess in the plaza.
-Minister i-am-probably-pregnant-cuz-im-a-male-seahorse has no idea what's going on.


-In the plaza, a bunch of sea kings are knocked out. And the Kraken too. Is face is just too Lulzy. He looks like
he's high out of his mind and his eyes are stuck up looking at the stars...or the ocean....or.....umm...something...
-We Finally see what the stawhats are doing.
-brook is being awesome. Zeo is going to have a tough time.
-Zeo's weapon is gonna make their fight a lot more interesting.
-nami with a whip OHOHOHOHO
-The whip is made from clouds~
-But what does it do? Make me float on a fluffy cloud?
-In all honesty, if all it does was make me float up on a fluffy cloud, I'd surrender, get me a martini, a beach
umbrella, and just relax for the rest of the arc.
-Oh.
-And Jinbei creating nuclear blasts with his fist.
-You know. Same old same old.



-So minister seahorse keeps staring at the plaza.
-LOL I KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON HERE
-Oh God, that panel made me laugh.
-I immediately saw Yagami Light saying the line instead.
-I saw him as a seahorse, of course.
-He must be pretty smart to understand what is happening after just 1 page of monsters on the floor, a
moving skeleton, and a lady with a cloud whip.
-Now that he knows what's going on, what will he do?

MINISTER : "ATTAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

-MAKES PERFECT SENSE


-He then tells the onlookers to scatter.
-Onlookers tell him to shove it.
-IN THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE.
-OH GOD CUTE GIRL CRYING ON LEFT
-TOO DAMN CUTE
-UUUUNNGGGGG
-I feel like crying just looking at her
-She looks like a turtle.
-She looks extremely adoptable for a girl with 4 arms.
-So the fish with feet keep telling the minister to get lost.

MINISTER : "Fine fine! Do Whatever the hell you want, Geez..."


-So the bad pirates are gonna take them on.
-So ...Homous? comes in with a SLAVE TANK.

-PFFT. You stupid fish. Obviously you got the slave tank wrong.
-The men are supposed to be shirtless.
-And they should be models.
-...
-Wat.



-The slaves are falling all over the place.
-Robin is not pleased.
-...
-WAIT.
-OH GOD.
-I CANT SEE ROBINS EYES.
-OH GOD WE CANT SEE ROBINS EYES
-ESCAPE
-ESCAPE
-or maybe she thinks that the slave tank should have more shirtless male models too.
-We pan to Wadatsumi, getting ready for something....
-...
-oh god. too much ..hair.
-I'm trembling. With disgust.
-Wadatsumi gasped in a whole lot of air, and is now a huge, hairy balloon.

SANJI : " What was the point of that?"

-I don't know sanji. I just...don't know.



-In the next page we see sexy long eyelashes, and Sanji standing on Wadatsumi's cheek.
-Oh god that face is scary. Imagine giant eyeballs looking at you like that.
-So Wadatsumi Explains that he breathed in a bunch of air, and that he's taking fast (in baby talk no less) so
the air doesn't leak out.

-Oda, you are making this too hard for the voice actors.

SANJI : "Kraken was bigger than you."

-....

WADA : " OH YEAH?! DEN WHADDYA TINK ABOUT DIS--?!"

-Wadaidiot sucks in some more air and crushes everything under him.

SANJI : "You're still smaller than Kraken."

WADA : " WHAAAAA?! FINE DEN! HOWBAUT DISSSSSSS----"

-...I see what you did there Sanji.
-Sanji: JUST AS....?!

-We pan down to Jinbei and Robin
-Robin is crushing the NFP with giant hands.
-There is a fetish for that

-Robin still has her shades on.
-And I'm still afraid.


JINBEI : " LET MY PEOPLE GO! Or your people. Whatever works."

ROBIN : "Are you sure? They have a grudge against FI don't they? Grudges are bad, they can be deadly.
Have you seen The Grudge? She was haunting people and coming out of people's heads and everythi--"

JINBEI : "OK STOP."

-Jinbei says they can take care of the ones with grudges, but for now they are to be seen as "Humans".
-He also says he won't let Hody "Play these Tenryuubito Games"

-I like these lines. It has a lot of weight to it. I was on and off the fence for Jinbei as a stawhat, this makes my
decision a clear MUST JOIN.

-Robin tells Jinbei to leave the freeing of the slaves to her.
-WOMAN STOP WEARING THOSE SHADES DOWN. YOU'RE SCARING ME.

-ELSEWHERE, GO FRANKY GO !
-General Franky is battling the bearded squid.
-What is he spitting though? How strange.
-Franky pulls no punches.
-But he does pull puns.
-oh ...ow ...look....bloody....ow.
-no head?
-NO PROBLEM
-INK CLONE TIME
-So Franky isn't having any of this cloning crap, so he SHOOTS A FIREBALL
-Muchi must think Franky is too HOT for him to handle.


-We pan to a completely Ecstatic Chopper.
-He thinks the fireball came out of the General's stomach.
-Chopper your hopes are crushed. sorry.
-Franky's "huh" is priceless
-BUT! HammerheadED doesn't like the comedy going around and decides to end it.
-But Chopper isn't gonna let him off easy

CHOPPER : " HEAVY POINT! HEAVY GONG!!!"

-HEAVY HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS
-OH
-GOD
-Choppers new Heavy point is so....DAMNNNNNNN
-He took the hammer on with his bare hands. I guess if that's not a sign of power, nothing is.
-his head is TINY.
-Zoro asks chopper what happened to his more "Human-like" heavy point.

CHOPPER : "Ehehe... I'm over that now!! I realized that back then, the reason I wanted to become human...
was that I really wanted friends!! Now I just wanna be a monster that can help Luffy!!"

-...
-I...
-M...my heart is...
-breaking...
-and im crying waterfalls.
-God Chopper, you could make a serial killer go "AWWWWWWW"
-Zoro is impressed.
-I AM OVERJOYED.
-But! Out of nowhere, a rapist octopus appears!
-with 8 swords too.

-And Zoro?
-What does Zoro do?

Zoro : "...And I even gave you a chance...to escape my barrier..."

-Barrier? What is this barrier you speak of? ...Haki? if so, CoO? hmmm....

-ANYWAY, As the drunk+horny octopus speeds towards Zoro, Zoro does two things.

1)Be awesome.
2)Be extremely awesome.

1)
-With a quick slash of his swords, he CUTS OCTO-DUDE'S SWORDS IN HALF.
-AS IN
-RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
-Zoro would make a great knitter.

2)

ZORO : "YOU WANT TO KILL ME?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN KILL MY BOREDOM!!!"

-I think Zoro's awesomeness speaks for itself.

-And I think putting off Hyouzou as too weak to battle Zoro is a step in the right direction. After all, if Zoro's
gonna have trouble here, then we would probably need another 2 year time skip.


~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

moving from hotel to hotel is hectic.
oh well

should i put these up in the front post I wonder...
probably will

enjoy!

[Shezar]

FROM THE ASHES
CHAPTER 642

Spoiler:

ONE PIECE 642

"Dignity Shatters" OR "ZORO, Y U SO AWESOME?"



-no from decks of world this week, instead, a cover and a colorspread. So lets take a look at those instead
shall we?

-The cover has Luffy and his black hole (A.K.A. mouth) drooling. He's eating ..corndogs? I dunno. But they
look delicious.
-They have the Jump Logo on them.
-200% more delicious.

-and now let's go see the colo-
-s...pre...
-WAAAAAAAT
-WAAAAAT
-PINK BABY
-Excuse me while I art-gasam.
-new background, CHECK.

-Lets take a closer look at the new colorspread, art-wise.
-A person who has just seen this would probably love how the characters look so in-tune with the
background. This is because Oda used pink ink for the outlines instead of the traditional black. This really
helps with the colorspread's atmosphere.
-If i had to chose which colorspread I would want as a poster, it's this one. Hands down.
-I love how he chose pink. So unexpected!
-As for the theme, it's pretty much same old awesome One Piece.
-Robins' still beautiful
-Namis' still hot
-Choppers' still cute (the pink helps)
- Brooks' still bones
-Zoros' still lost
-Frankys' still super
-Mansopps' still manly (THE PINK HELPS)
-Luffys' still Luffy
-Sanji not bleeding all over the place ONLY because he's waiting for the GREAT UNVEILING when
they actually get to the beach.

-that being said, ONE PIECE. EVERYTHING'S PACKED.
-yes it is Oda. Yes it is.




CHAPTERS, CHAPTERS EVERYWHERE




-We first get treated to a big lovely panel of the Sea Forest a couple minutes earlier, complete with amazing
background.
-I now know why Oda doesn't tone too much. Fangasams and artgasams are deadly.
-So the whales and fish are clearing out. There fishy senses are tingling.
-Hachi is discussing how the strawhats are probably winning, but that Hody will never break.
-He also says that Captain Tai probably knew this would happen, and feared that it would.
-aaaaaand
-we get cut off before we can know what it is


-ODA YOU TEASE
-NO FAIR


-Now in FI, fishle evacuating
-A broadcast from the lefty minister evidently told everyone what was happening.
-In Coral Hill, more ruckus is being made between the residents about Noah falling and The Boobs
protecting them.


-The same is being said in Waterwheel Town and the Coral Condos.
-Coral condo.....I WANT.
-There is much Exposition in these pages. And hairy fish. Hmm.
-OK
-NOW
-WHERE ARE OUR HEROES?!


-Before panning out to our heroes, we get a little visit to the FI king.
-Some soldiers and and Chinese Dragon Mustache Minister go and apologize.
-I see no need to apologize for being taken out by a drugged out white shark with feet.
-Neither does Kingy.

KING : "If the island and the princess collide, then it will be just as written... Everything will be over."

-WHERE WAS WHAT WRITTEN KINGY. WHERE.
-NNNGGGGGH
-Well obviously we are going to get a Void History fix soon.
-I'm just a bit like Hody right now. REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SHIT BLOWING UP.
-Oh and the history thing.

MINISTER : " ESCAPE YOUR MAJESTYYYY"

KINGY : " Don't wanna."


-Kingy is waiting for his daughter, The Boobs.



-We pan out to see Minister i-dunno-which-side and a bunch of soldiers.
-The are looking down from the top of the plaza, looking down at the lovely mess in the plaza.
-Minister i-am-probably-pregnant-cuz-im-a-male-seahorse has no idea what's going on.


-In the plaza, a bunch of sea kings are knocked out. And the Kraken too. Is face is just too Lulzy. He looks like
he's high out of his mind and his eyes are stuck up looking at the stars...or the ocean....or.....umm...something...
-We Finally see what the stawhats are doing.
-brook is being awesome. Zeo is going to have a tough time.
-Zeo's weapon is gonna make their fight a lot more interesting.
-nami with a whip OHOHOHOHO
-The whip is made from clouds~
-But what does it do? Make me float on a fluffy cloud?
-In all honesty, if all it does was make me float up on a fluffy cloud, I'd surrender, get me a martini, a beach
umbrella, and just relax for the rest of the arc.
-Oh.
-And Jinbei creating nuclear blasts with his fist.
-You know. Same old same old.



-So minister seahorse keeps staring at the plaza.
-LOL I KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON HERE
-Oh God, that panel made me laugh.
-I immediately saw Yagami Light saying the line instead.
-I saw him as a seahorse, of course.
-He must be pretty smart to understand what is happening after just 1 page of monsters on the floor, a
moving skeleton, and a lady with a cloud whip.
-Now that he knows what's going on, what will he do?

MINISTER : "ATTAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

-MAKES PERFECT SENSE


-He then tells the onlookers to scatter.
-Onlookers tell him to shove it.
-IN THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE.
-OH GOD CUTE GIRL CRYING ON LEFT
-TOO DAMN CUTE
-UUUUNNGGGGG
-I feel like crying just looking at her
-She looks like a turtle.
-She looks extremely adoptable for a girl with 4 arms.
-So the fish with feet keep telling the minister to get lost.

MINISTER : "Fine fine! Do Whatever the hell you want, Geez..."


-So the bad pirates are gonna take them on.
-So ...Homous? comes in with a SLAVE TANK.

-PFFT. You stupid fish. Obviously you got the slave tank wrong.
-The men are supposed to be shirtless.
-And they should be models.
-...
-Wat.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1310883034


-The slaves are falling all over the place.
-Robin is not pleased.
-...
-WAIT.
-OH GOD.
-I CANT SEE ROBINS EYES.
-OH GOD WE CANT SEE ROBINS EYES
-ESCAPE
-ESCAPE
-or maybe she thinks that the slave tank should have more shirtless male models too.
-We pan to Wadatsumi, getting ready for something....
-...
-oh god. too much ..hair.
-I'm trembling. With disgust.
-Wadatsumi gasped in a whole lot of air, and is now a huge, hairy balloon.

SANJI : " What was the point of that?"

-I don't know sanji. I just...don't know.



-In the next page we see sexy long eyelashes, and Sanji standing on Wadatsumi's cheek.
-Oh god that face is scary. Imagine giant eyeballs looking at you like that.
-So Wadatsumi Explains that he breathed in a bunch of air, and that he's taking fast (in baby talk no less) so
the air doesn't leak out.

-Oda, you are making this too hard for the voice actors.

SANJI : "Kraken was bigger than you."

-....

WADA : " OH YEAH?! DEN WHADDYA TINK ABOUT DIS--?!"

-Wadaidiot sucks in some more air and crushes everything under him.

SANJI : "You're still smaller than Kraken."

WADA : " WHAAAAA?! FINE DEN! HOWBAUT DISSSSSSS----"

-...I see what you did there Sanji.
-Sanji: JUST AS....?!

-We pan down to Jinbei and Robin
-Robin is crushing the NFP with giant hands.
-There is a fetish for that

-Robin still has her shades on.
-And I'm still afraid.


JINBEI : " LET MY PEOPLE GO! Or your people. Whatever works."

ROBIN : "Are you sure? They have a grudge against FI don't they? Grudges are bad, they can be deadly.
Have you seen The Grudge? She was haunting people and coming out of people's heads and everythi--"

JINBEI : "OK STOP."

-Jinbei says they can take care of the ones with grudges, but for now they are to be seen as "Humans".
-He also says he won't let Hody "Play these Tenryuubito Games"

-I like these lines. It has a lot of weight to it. I was on and off the fence for Jinbei as a stawhat, this makes my
decision a clear MUST JOIN.

-Robin tells Jinbei to leave the freeing of the slaves to her.
-WOMAN STOP WEARING THOSE SHADES DOWN. YOU'RE SCARING ME.

-ELSEWHERE, GO FRANKY GO !
-General Franky is battling the bearded squid.
-What is he spitting though? How strange.
-Franky pulls no punches.
-But he does pull puns.
-oh ...ow ...look....bloody....ow.
-no head?
-NO PROBLEM
-INK CLONE TIME
-So Franky isn't having any of this cloning crap, so he SHOOTS A FIREBALL
-Muchi must think Franky is too HOT for him to handle.


-We pan to a completely Ecstatic Chopper.
-He thinks the fireball came out of the General's stomach.
-Chopper your hopes are crushed. sorry.
-Franky's "huh" is priceless
-BUT! HammerheadED doesn't like the comedy going around and decides to end it.
-But Chopper isn't gonna let him off easy

CHOPPER : " HEAVY POINT! HEAVY GONG!!!"

-HEAVY HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS
-OH
-GOD
-Choppers new Heavy point is so....DAMNNNNNNN
-He took the hammer on with his bare hands. I guess if that's not a sign of power, nothing is.
-his head is TINY.
-Zoro asks chopper what happened to his more "Human-like" heavy point.

CHOPPER : "Ehehe... I'm over that now!! I realized that back then, the reason I wanted to become human...
was that I really wanted friends!! Now I just wanna be a monster that can help Luffy!!"

-...
-I...
-M...my heart is...
-breaking...
-and im crying waterfalls.
-God Chopper, you could make a serial killer go "AWWWWWWW"
-Zoro is impressed.
-I AM OVERJOYED.
-But! Out of nowhere, a rapist octopus appears!
-with 8 swords too.

-And Zoro?
-What does Zoro do?

Zoro : "...And I even gave you a chance...to escape my barrier..."

-Barrier? What is this barrier you speak of? ...Haki? if so, CoO? hmmm....

-ANYWAY, As the drunk+horny octopus speeds towards Zoro, Zoro does two things.

1)Be awesome.
2)Be extremely awesome.

1)
-With a quick slash of his swords, he CUTS OCTO-DUDE'S SWORDS IN HALF.
-AS IN
-RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
-Zoro would make a great knitter.

2)

ZORO : "YOU WANT TO KILL ME?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN KILL MY BOREDOM!!!"

-I think Zoro's awesomeness speaks for itself.

-And I think putting off Hyouzou as too weak to battle Zoro is a step in the right direction. After all, if Zoro's
gonna have trouble here, then we would probably need another 2 year time skip.


~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt...76t5o1_500.jpg

moving from hotel to hotel is hectic.
oh well

should i put these up in the front post I wonder...
probably will

enjoy!

Brutal,keep doing the good work.
*saves funny pic*

[rubia_ryu]

FROM THE ASHES
CHAPTER 642

Spoiler:

ONE PIECE 642

"Dignity Shatters" OR "ZORO, Y U SO AWESOME?"



-no from decks of world this week, instead, a cover and a colorspread. So lets take a look at those instead
shall we?

-The cover has Luffy and his black hole (A.K.A. mouth) drooling. He's eating ..corndogs? I dunno. But they
look delicious.
-They have the Jump Logo on them.
-200% more delicious.

-and now let's go see the colo-
-s...pre...
-WAAAAAAAT
-WAAAAAT
-PINK BABY
-Excuse me while I art-gasam.
-new background, CHECK.

-Lets take a closer look at the new colorspread, art-wise.
-A person who has just seen this would probably love how the characters look so in-tune with the
background. This is because Oda used pink ink for the outlines instead of the traditional black. This really
helps with the colorspread's atmosphere.
-If i had to chose which colorspread I would want as a poster, it's this one. Hands down.
-I love how he chose pink. So unexpected!
-As for the theme, it's pretty much same old awesome One Piece.
-Robins' still beautiful
-Namis' still hot
-Choppers' still cute (the pink helps)
- Brooks' still bones
-Zoros' still lost
-Frankys' still super
-Mansopps' still manly (THE PINK HELPS)
-Luffys' still Luffy
-Sanji not bleeding all over the place ONLY because he's waiting for the GREAT UNVEILING when
they actually get to the beach.

-that being said, ONE PIECE. EVERYTHING'S PACKED.
-yes it is Oda. Yes it is.




CHAPTERS, CHAPTERS EVERYWHERE




-We first get treated to a big lovely panel of the Sea Forest a couple minutes earlier, complete with amazing
background.
-I now know why Oda doesn't tone too much. Fangasams and artgasams are deadly.
-So the whales and fish are clearing out. There fishy senses are tingling.
-Hachi is discussing how the strawhats are probably winning, but that Hody will never break.
-He also says that Captain Tai probably knew this would happen, and feared that it would.
-aaaaaand
-we get cut off before we can know what it is


-ODA YOU TEASE
-NO FAIR


-Now in FI, fishle evacuating
-A broadcast from the lefty minister evidently told everyone what was happening.
-In Coral Hill, more ruckus is being made between the residents about Noah falling and The Boobs
protecting them.


-The same is being said in Waterwheel Town and the Coral Condos.
-Coral condo.....I WANT.
-There is much Exposition in these pages. And hairy fish. Hmm.
-OK
-NOW
-WHERE ARE OUR HEROES?!


-Before panning out to our heroes, we get a little visit to the FI king.
-Some soldiers and and Chinese Dragon Mustache Minister go and apologize.
-I see no need to apologize for being taken out by a drugged out white shark with feet.
-Neither does Kingy.

KING : "If the island and the princess collide, then it will be just as written... Everything will be over."

-WHERE WAS WHAT WRITTEN KINGY. WHERE.
-NNNGGGGGH
-Well obviously we are going to get a Void History fix soon.
-I'm just a bit like Hody right now. REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SHIT BLOWING UP.
-Oh and the history thing.

MINISTER : " ESCAPE YOUR MAJESTYYYY"

KINGY : " Don't wanna."


-Kingy is waiting for his daughter, The Boobs.



-We pan out to see Minister i-dunno-which-side and a bunch of soldiers.
-The are looking down from the top of the plaza, looking down at the lovely mess in the plaza.
-Minister i-am-probably-pregnant-cuz-im-a-male-seahorse has no idea what's going on.


-In the plaza, a bunch of sea kings are knocked out. And the Kraken too. Is face is just too Lulzy. He looks like
he's high out of his mind and his eyes are stuck up looking at the stars...or the ocean....or.....umm...something...
-We Finally see what the stawhats are doing.
-brook is being awesome. Zeo is going to have a tough time.
-Zeo's weapon is gonna make their fight a lot more interesting.
-nami with a whip OHOHOHOHO
-The whip is made from clouds~
-But what does it do? Make me float on a fluffy cloud?
-In all honesty, if all it does was make me float up on a fluffy cloud, I'd surrender, get me a martini, a beach
umbrella, and just relax for the rest of the arc.
-Oh.
-And Jinbei creating nuclear blasts with his fist.
-You know. Same old same old.



-So minister seahorse keeps staring at the plaza.
-LOL I KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON HERE
-Oh God, that panel made me laugh.
-I immediately saw Yagami Light saying the line instead.
-I saw him as a seahorse, of course.
-He must be pretty smart to understand what is happening after just 1 page of monsters on the floor, a
moving skeleton, and a lady with a cloud whip.
-Now that he knows what's going on, what will he do?

MINISTER : "ATTAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

-MAKES PERFECT SENSE


-He then tells the onlookers to scatter.
-Onlookers tell him to shove it.
-IN THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE.
-OH GOD CUTE GIRL CRYING ON LEFT
-TOO DAMN CUTE
-UUUUNNGGGGG
-I feel like crying just looking at her
-She looks like a turtle.
-She looks extremely adoptable for a girl with 4 arms.
-So the fish with feet keep telling the minister to get lost.

MINISTER : "Fine fine! Do Whatever the hell you want, Geez..."


-So the bad pirates are gonna take them on.
-So ...Homous? comes in with a SLAVE TANK.

-PFFT. You stupid fish. Obviously you got the slave tank wrong.
-The men are supposed to be shirtless.
-And they should be models.
-...
-Wat.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1310883034


-The slaves are falling all over the place.
-Robin is not pleased.
-...
-WAIT.
-OH GOD.
-I CANT SEE ROBINS EYES.
-OH GOD WE CANT SEE ROBINS EYES
-ESCAPE
-ESCAPE
-or maybe she thinks that the slave tank should have more shirtless male models too.
-We pan to Wadatsumi, getting ready for something....
-...
-oh god. too much ..hair.
-I'm trembling. With disgust.
-Wadatsumi gasped in a whole lot of air, and is now a huge, hairy balloon.

SANJI : " What was the point of that?"

-I don't know sanji. I just...don't know.



-In the next page we see sexy long eyelashes, and Sanji standing on Wadatsumi's cheek.
-Oh god that face is scary. Imagine giant eyeballs looking at you like that.
-So Wadatsumi Explains that he breathed in a bunch of air, and that he's taking fast (in baby talk no less) so
the air doesn't leak out.

-Oda, you are making this too hard for the voice actors.

SANJI : "Kraken was bigger than you."

-....

WADA : " OH YEAH?! DEN WHADDYA TINK ABOUT DIS--?!"

-Wadaidiot sucks in some more air and crushes everything under him.

SANJI : "You're still smaller than Kraken."

WADA : " WHAAAAA?! FINE DEN! HOWBAUT DISSSSSSS----"

-...I see what you did there Sanji.
-Sanji: JUST AS....?!

-We pan down to Jinbei and Robin
-Robin is crushing the NFP with giant hands.
-There is a fetish for that

-Robin still has her shades on.
-And I'm still afraid.


JINBEI : " LET MY PEOPLE GO! Or your people. Whatever works."

ROBIN : "Are you sure? They have a grudge against FI don't they? Grudges are bad, they can be deadly.
Have you seen The Grudge? She was haunting people and coming out of people's heads and everythi--"

JINBEI : "OK STOP."

-Jinbei says they can take care of the ones with grudges, but for now they are to be seen as "Humans".
-He also says he won't let Hody "Play these Tenryuubito Games"

-I like these lines. It has a lot of weight to it. I was on and off the fence for Jinbei as a stawhat, this makes my
decision a clear MUST JOIN.

-Robin tells Jinbei to leave the freeing of the slaves to her.
-WOMAN STOP WEARING THOSE SHADES DOWN. YOU'RE SCARING ME.

-ELSEWHERE, GO FRANKY GO !
-General Franky is battling the bearded squid.
-What is he spitting though? How strange.
-Franky pulls no punches.
-But he does pull puns.
-oh ...ow ...look....bloody....ow.
-no head?
-NO PROBLEM
-INK CLONE TIME
-So Franky isn't having any of this cloning crap, so he SHOOTS A FIREBALL
-Muchi must think Franky is too HOT for him to handle.


-We pan to a completely Ecstatic Chopper.
-He thinks the fireball came out of the General's stomach.
-Chopper your hopes are crushed. sorry.
-Franky's "huh" is priceless
-BUT! HammerheadED doesn't like the comedy going around and decides to end it.
-But Chopper isn't gonna let him off easy

CHOPPER : " HEAVY POINT! HEAVY GONG!!!"

-HEAVY HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS
-OH
-GOD
-Choppers new Heavy point is so....DAMNNNNNNN
-He took the hammer on with his bare hands. I guess if that's not a sign of power, nothing is.
-his head is TINY.
-Zoro asks chopper what happened to his more "Human-like" heavy point.

CHOPPER : "Ehehe... I'm over that now!! I realized that back then, the reason I wanted to become human...
was that I really wanted friends!! Now I just wanna be a monster that can help Luffy!!"

-...
-I...
-M...my heart is...
-breaking...
-and im crying waterfalls.
-God Chopper, you could make a serial killer go "AWWWWWWW"
-Zoro is impressed.
-I AM OVERJOYED.
-But! Out of nowhere, a rapist octopus appears!
-with 8 swords too.

-And Zoro?
-What does Zoro do?

Zoro : "...And I even gave you a chance...to escape my barrier..."

-Barrier? What is this barrier you speak of? ...Haki? if so, CoO? hmmm....

-ANYWAY, As the drunk+horny octopus speeds towards Zoro, Zoro does two things.

1)Be awesome.
2)Be extremely awesome.

1)
-With a quick slash of his swords, he CUTS OCTO-DUDE'S SWORDS IN HALF.
-AS IN
-RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
-Zoro would make a great knitter.

2)

ZORO : "YOU WANT TO KILL ME?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN KILL MY BOREDOM!!!"

-I think Zoro's awesomeness speaks for itself.

-And I think putting off Hyouzou as too weak to battle Zoro is a step in the right direction. After all, if Zoro's
gonna have trouble here, then we would probably need another 2 year time skip.


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moving from hotel to hotel is hectic.
oh well

should i put these up in the front post I wonder...
probably will

enjoy!

Welcome back! Great job with the review once again. This time I won't reply to every few comments in your review (since no one gives a damn about my responses anyway). I do still have a few notes for you.

1. Hachi was talking about Tiger fearing the kind of person that Hody has become: "revenge against all humans", blahblah. It's clearer with Aohige's trans.
2. The Minister of the Right is the seahorse; manages the military. The Minister of the Left, the catfish guy, does domestic work.
3. It's Hammond, that eel guy riding on the former supermodels.
4. Zoro's "barrier" refers to his zone of reach. Hyou fell right into it like a dumbass. What kind of attack is leaping onto your opponent with every one of your swords positioned the same way, without guard? It's as bad as Luffy swinging them around.
5. Oh, the Jinbe-bandwagon... Sorry, but I can't fit in there just yet, still waiting for deeper signs. (´・ω・じ)

Hopefully your schedule isn't too busy now? (´・∀・)づ

[akagami7]

Great job, i loled so hard when you called shirahoshi the boobs again.

The Minister of the Left is the seahorse; manages the military. The Minister of the Right, the catfish guy, does domestic work.

the other way around left-cat right-horse

[rubia_ryu]

Derp, fixed .

[DerangedBones]

ONE PIECE MOCK REVIEW 643 TIME

Spoiler:

ONE PIECE 643


"Phantom" OR "HANDSOME"


-we start of with From The Decks Of The World #2 "The Monkey Mountain Alliance - Phantom Island, An
expedition in search of Nakurowa"

-What the hell is Nakurowa?

-So we see a bunch of men/monkeys run after romance. NO. Not the type of men Sanji was with, and they
aren't chasing the romance Sanji's "friends" were running after either. They are men of the see. They chase
a different type of romance.

-So Onion head is off to another adventure. This time, not to clear up his name or anything.

-So little monkey bro still has his headphones, but is that a new hat i see on oversized monkey/opera singer
big bro i see there?

-well i think that's a-

-oh god there's a sea monkey to the left. Thats just weird. Or maybe, just uncannily highly appropriate.




SOMEEEEEEWHEREEEEEEE OVER THE CHAPTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



-So we are brought back to the plaza.
-A hectic scene if any.
-There's fish giving other fish scars like the one the joker had. Only they are doing it with tridents.
-There's also a huge pregnant seahorse killing other pregnant seahorses....

-you know. One Piece.

-Anyway, somewhere in the battle field, Robin is pulling an Abraham Lincoln and frees a bunch of slaves.




-The slaves proclaim the obvious, and celebrate their new-found freedom with...a monkey dance.
-The NFP are not pleased.
-Robin continues to free slaves. Like a boss.
-Seriously those shades...i..i just can't take them. Too much pimpness. Which is ironic. Pimps usually do the
opposite of freeing.
-The slaves she freed topple the slave tank.
-Humous fish (yum) doesn't enjoy it at all.
-The slaves are in awe, and ask why Robin is saving them.
-Her reply?

ROBIN : "I just can't say no to a handsome man."

-OH. GOD.

-Did you hear that? A billion Robin X *insert male character here* fans just started to express there utter
rage by screaming out loud while simultaneously ripping out their eyebrows with their bare fingers.
-The pairing coming out of this will be TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
-Robin. He's not a man....technically...i think.
-if this doesn't prove Jinbei's joining, I dunno what is.
-but this begs the question....

-DRAGON IS A HANDSOME MAN. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR HIM ROBIN?.




-ANYWAY. So Humous fish tries to catch...Robin..with a net...

-Ok 2 things.
-First of all, a fish trying to catch a human with a net? Oh your irony is delicious Humous fish.
-Second, what's with people trying to catch Robin with silly things like potato bags and fish nets? Seriously?
She's an assassin. Not a Cocoa.

-ANYWAYx2. Robin turns out to be clone, and disappears.
-Then she reappears on Humous's back, showing off a new attack "Body Fleur"
-How is she cloning her clothes though....
-She gets on his back, and looks like she's about to choke him.

ROBIN : "NYUU NYUUU NYUU~~~~!!"

-Oh wait. That was the sound effects.
-OK SERIOUSLY MANGASTREAM. PUTTING "Bloom" IS PERFECTLY FINE. I really don't want to imagine
a poker-faced Robin with shades down running after enemies while saying "NYU NYU NYU~".

-ANYWAYx3. She creates another clone that starts grappling Humous's legs.

-I now realize the reason she's wearing her shades is to actually hide which one of her is the clone. If you
remember back to the time where Luffy and Jinbei were fighting, her eyes were closed the whole time, and
she turned out to be a clone. So I'm guessing it's probably that.
-SHE'S STILL PIMP THOUGH




-aaaaaaaaaaaand

-OH. GOD. AGAIN.
-S-she clutched the hell out of the poor thing.
-S-s-she clutched the pupil out of his eyes.
-S-s-s-she....would be a great luchadora.

-The NFP are not pleased, but the freed slaves are giving much consideration into creating a new Robin
fan-club, and decide to attack.
-aaaaaaaand we pan out




-Somewhere else on the plaza. BROOK BABY. has lost "that guy".
-Zeoidburg, being a carpet fish thing, is scurrying in high speeds while on the floor.
-He is invisible, so Soul King can't see him.
-BUT THEN.
-Zeoidburg decided to ...say his attack's name out loud.
-Yes, out loud.
-Brook hears it.
-Brook stabs him.

-Zeo. I wish you were NFP captain. This arc would be 200% more lulzy.



-Zeoiodburg tries to cover up his little misstep, but the Brook stabs him again...with the truth.
-But he CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH so he decides to attack once again.
-And this time his attack succeeds!!
-JUST AS PLANNED.
-His attack decapitates our king of soul.




-We then get a little flashback of Brook's endeavors, and how he had eventually figured out that the power
that is allowing him to live in this world...is in fact.... SOUL.

-MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

-Even Zeo is impressed.



-But Zeo is still roaring to go!
-But Brook says he will not be able to do anything to him. Cuz he's bones baby.
-Then he tells us an interesting tidbit about his new weapon.
-Turns out he got it from the Longarm tribe. And the name of his sword is...!!!!!
-SOUL SWOOOOOOOORD!!!!
-His new sword evidently freezes all it touches. POWERED BY SOUL.



-Then we pan to Mansopp!
-I guess here he is saying "Don't even try" or something but mangastream is to lazy.
-The rabid bunny fish mocks him and then bursts into flames.
-no really. He does.
-Usopp dodges. Like usopp usually does. After 2 years worth of dodging man-eating plants, I imagine he
has mastered that aspect of battle.
-rabid fish on fire looks really creepy dodging Mansopp's attack in the last panel.
-He looks like how Chucky would look. If Chucky was a giant rabid fish on fire.



-So Daruma laughs and pokes fun at Mansopp.
-Mansopp retaliates and wins the little fight.
-Mansopp tells the freaky fish that he's gonna snipe him 3 moves.
-Rabid fish tells him he's a loser.
-Mansopp says not anymore.
-And he says it LIKE A MAN.



-So we pan to somewhere less fun.
-We see another shot of a plaza in distress.
-and then we see a bunch of the crowd cheering on
-Pan to Kingy and his mustachio minister taking about the situation.



-The King seems pretty laid back for a guy about to be crushed by a giant ship.
-Meanwhile much exposition is given about the situation as everyone tries to evacuate the island.



-In the next page as well. Much exposition.
-We also see hachi's long lost love. Yeah you better run Octopako.
-Nami's electrifying. Literally.
-She's also worried about Noah falling.
-OH LOOK. IT'S MISTER HANDSOME. watch out Duval.
-A bunch of fodder also are worried, and one called VD a crazy-ass pirate.
-Again, yes. VD has 4 legs, therefore 2 butts. So yes. Crazy ass.



-We go back in time when the fish soldier was taking to Luffy about air tank.
-Everyone hears it. Mustachio minister is still freaking out.
-The people of FI are listening into their conversation, and slowly realize that Luffy might actually be on their
side.
-or not.
-Some are still confused.
-Choppers still cute though.



-EXPOSITION VERY MUCH YES.
-anyway, most important thing is the last couple of speech bubbles.
-We hear Broshi say "I know what hody is" once again.



-So we finally go back to present time!
-yesssss come onnnn WHAT IS HODY DAMN IT?!
-oh god look at Luffy, what ever he is or whatever happened to him, It must be big to make Luffy look so
shocked/awe/confused like that!

BROSHI : "HODY IS A MONSTER BORN FROM CIRCUMSTANCE!!!"


-....
-OOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!




-So Broshi gives a little speech about it all an-
-OH GOOD GOD
-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
-OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
-I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
-I THINK I PEED MY PANTS
-He looks like a PSYCHO FISH CLOWN SHARK THING
-*sob*
-OK I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MADE THIS HIM THIS WAY.
-not the pills i mean. I mean what the hell did he say to Luffy and Co.



-So we take a little flashback to when he said.
-What was it?! What kinds of things happened to him in the past?! What did humans DO TO YOU HODY?!!?!


HODY : "NOTHING."


-...
-HO-LY-SHIT-TAKE-MUSHROOMS.
-WHA-
-I-I-I am so....
BLOWN AWAY.
oh wow
-BEST VILLAIN LINE EVER
-Some would say that that is utter crap.. but that word has so much weight on it. Every villain so far had a
reason or something pushing them towards their villainy, wether it was money, fame, power.
-Hody? No reason. He just has power and chose a group to bash their heads in.
-Major villain points drug-dude.

-And like Broshi says, his hatred lacks personal experience and lacks will. He's just a opponent that's empty
and lacks substance OF SOUL. Strong words Broshi.

-It's more impact filled when you realize Hody is the only one with this philosophy. All his NFP dudes
probably have felt some form of racism against them, or someone they love. But Hody doesn't. He's just
doing it 'cuz its fun or something.

-it's even more impact-filled when you SEE HODY'S FREAKING FACE
-GOD HODY STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT
-YOUR PUPILS ARE SEPARATING INTO LINES, MAN!! LINES!!!!!

-END THE CHAPTER PLEASE ODA
-END IT FOR THE LOVE OF STAINLESS PANTIES




-CHAPTER END



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[rubia_ryu]

Hi I'm back... *switches glasses to shades* to review your review!

ONE PIECE MOCK REVIEW 643 TIME

Spoiler:

ONE PIECE 643


"Phantom" OR "HANDSOME"


-we start of with From The Decks Of The World #2 "The Monkey Mountain Alliance - Phantom Island, An
expedition in search of Nakurowa"

-What the hell is Nakurowa?

-So we see a bunch of men/monkeys run after romance. NO. Not the type of men Sanji was with, and they
aren't chasing the romance Sanji's "friends" were running after either. They are men of the see. They chase
a different type of romance.

-So Onion head is off to another adventure. This time, not to clear up his name or anything.

-So little monkey bro still has his headphones, but is that a new hat i see on oversized monkey/opera singer
big bro i see there?

-well i think that's a-

-oh god there's a sea monkey to the left. Thats just weird. Or maybe, just uncannily highly appropriate.




SOMEEEEEEWHEREEEEEEE OVER THE CHAPTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



-So we are brought back to the plaza.
-A hectic scene if any.
-There's fish giving other fish scars like the one the joker had. Only they are doing it with tridents.
-There's also a huge pregnant seahorse killing other pregnant seahorses....

-you know. One Piece.

-Anyway, somewhere in the battle field, Robin is pulling an Abraham Lincoln and frees a bunch of slaves.




-The slaves proclaim the obvious, and celebrate their new-found freedom with...a monkey dance.
-The NFP are not pleased.
-Robin continues to free slaves. Like a boss.
-Seriously those shades...i..i just can't take them. Too much pimpness. Which is ironic. Pimps usually do the
opposite of freeing.
-The slaves she freed topple the slave tank.
-Humous fish (yum) doesn't enjoy it at all.
-The slaves are in awe, and ask why Robin is saving them.
-Her reply?

ROBIN : "I just can't say no to a handsome man."

-OH. GOD.

-Did you hear that? A billion Robin X *insert male character here* fans just started to express there utter
rage by screaming out loud while simultaneously ripping out their eyebrows with their bare fingers.
-The pairing coming out of this will be TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
-Robin. He's not a man....technically...i think.
-if this doesn't prove Jinbei's joining, I dunno what is.
-but this begs the question....

-DRAGON IS A HANDSOME MAN. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR HIM ROBIN?.




-ANYWAY. So Humous fish tries to catch...Robin..with a net...

-Ok 2 things.
-First of all, a fish trying to catch a human with a net? Oh your irony is delicious Humous fish.
-Second, what's with people trying to catch Robin with silly things like potato bags and fish nets? Seriously?
She's an assassin. Not a Cocoa.

-ANYWAYx2. Robin turns out to be clone, and disappears.
-Then she reappears on Humous's back, showing off a new attack "Body Fleur"
-How is she cloning her clothes though....
-She gets on his back, and looks like she's about to choke him.

ROBIN : "NYUU NYUUU NYUU~~~~!!"

-Oh wait. That was the sound effects.
-OK SERIOUSLY MANGASTREAM. PUTTING "Bloom" IS PERFECTLY FINE. I really don't want to imagine
a poker-faced Robin with shades down running after enemies while saying "NYU NYU NYU~".

-ANYWAYx3. She creates another clone that starts grappling Humous's legs.

-I now realize the reason she's wearing her shades is to actually hide which one of her is the clone. If you
remember back to the time where Luffy and Jinbei were fighting, her eyes were closed the whole time, and
she turned out to be a clone. So I'm guessing it's probably that.
-SHE'S STILL PIMP THOUGH




-aaaaaaaaaaaand

-OH. GOD. AGAIN.
-S-she clutched the hell out of the poor thing.
-S-s-she clutched the pupil out of his eyes.
-S-s-s-she....would be a great luchadora.

-The NFP are not pleased, but the freed slaves are giving much consideration into creating a new Robin
fan-club, and decide to attack.
-aaaaaaaand we pan out




-Somewhere else on the plaza. BROOK BABY. has lost "that guy".
-Zeoidburg, being a carpet fish thing, is scurrying in high speeds while on the floor.
-He is invisible, so Soul King can't see him.
-BUT THEN.
-Zeoidburg decided to ...say his attack's name out loud.
-Yes, out loud.
-Brook hears it.
-Brook stabs him.

-Zeo. I wish you were NFP captain. This arc would be 200% more lulzy.



-Zeoiodburg tries to cover up his little misstep, but the Brook stabs him again...with the truth.
-But he CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH so he decides to attack once again.
-And this time his attack succeeds!!
-JUST AS PLANNED.
-His attack decapitates our king of soul.




-We then get a little flashback of Brook's endeavors, and how he had eventually figured out that the power
that is allowing him to live in this world...is in fact.... SOUL.

-MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

-Even Zeo is impressed.



-But Zeo is still roaring to go!
-But Brook says he will not be able to do anything to him. Cuz he's bones baby.
-Then he tells us an interesting tidbit about his new weapon.
-Turns out he got it from the Longarm tribe. And the name of his sword is...!!!!!
-SOUL SWOOOOOOOORD!!!!
-His new sword evidently freezes all it touches. POWERED BY SOUL.



-Then we pan to Mansopp!
-I guess here he is saying "Don't even try" or something but mangastream is to lazy.
-The rabid bunny fish mocks him and then bursts into flames.
-no really. He does.
-Usopp dodges. Like usopp usually does. After 2 years worth of dodging man-eating plants, I imagine he
has mastered that aspect of battle.
-rabid fish on fire looks really creepy dodging Mansopp's attack in the last panel.
-He looks like how Chucky would look. If Chucky was a giant rabid fish on fire.



-So Daruma laughs and pokes fun at Mansopp.
-Mansopp retaliates and wins the little fight.
-Mansopp tells the freaky fish that he's gonna snipe him 3 moves.
-Rabid fish tells him he's a loser.
-Mansopp says not anymore.
-And he says it LIKE A MAN.



-So we pan to somewhere less fun.
-We see another shot of a plaza in distress.
-and then we see a bunch of the crowd cheering on
-Pan to Kingy and his mustachio minister taking about the situation.



-The King seems pretty laid back for a guy about to be crushed by a giant ship.
-Meanwhile much exposition is given about the situation as everyone tries to evacuate the island.



-In the next page as well. Much exposition.
-We also see hachi's long lost love. Yeah you better run Octopako.
-Nami's electrifying. Literally.
-She's also worried about Noah falling.
-OH LOOK. IT'S MISTER HANDSOME. watch out Duval.
-A bunch of fodder also are worried, and one called VD a crazy-ass pirate.
-Again, yes. VD has 4 legs, therefore 2 butts. So yes. Crazy ass.



-We go back in time when the fish soldier was taking to Luffy about air tank.
-Everyone hears it. Mustachio minister is still freaking out.
-The people of FI are listening into their conversation, and slowly realize that Luffy might actually be on their
side.
-or not.
-Some are still confused.
-Choppers still cute though.



-EXPOSITION VERY MUCH YES.
-anyway, most important thing is the last couple of speech bubbles.
-We hear Broshi say "I know what hody is" once again.



-So we finally go back to present time!
-yesssss come onnnn WHAT IS HODY DAMN IT?!
-oh god look at Luffy, what ever he is or whatever happened to him, It must be big to make Luffy look so
shocked/awe/confused like that!

BROSHI : "HODY IS A MONSTER BORN FROM CIRCUMSTANCE!!!"


-....
-OOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!




-So Broshi gives a little speech about it all an-
-OH GOOD GOD
-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
-OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
-I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
-I THINK I PEED MY PANTS
-He looks like a PSYCHO FISH CLOWN SHARK THING
-*sob*
-OK I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MADE THIS HIM THIS WAY.
-not the pills i mean. I mean what the hell did he say to Luffy and Co.



-So we take a little flashback to when he said.
-What was it?! What kinds of things happened to him in the past?! What did humans DO TO YOU HODY?!!?!


HODY : "NOTHING."


-...
-HO-LY-SHIT-TAKE-MUSHROOMS.
-WHA-
-I-I-I am so....
BLOWN AWAY.
oh wow
-BEST VILLAIN LINE EVER
-Some would say that that is utter crap.. but that word has so much weight on it. Every villain so far had a
reason or something pushing them towards their villainy, wether it was money, fame, power.
-Hody? No reason. He just has power and chose a group to bash their heads in.
-Major villain points drug-dude.

-And like Broshi says, his hatred lacks personal experience and lacks will. He's just a opponent that's empty
and lacks substance OF SOUL. Strong words Broshi.

-It's more impact filled when you realize Hody is the only one with this philosophy. All his NFP dudes
probably have felt some form of racism against them, or someone they love. But Hody doesn't. He's just
doing it 'cuz its fun or something.

-it's even more impact-filled when you SEE HODY'S FREAKING FACE
-GOD HODY STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT
-YOUR PUPILS ARE SEPARATING INTO LINES, MAN!! LINES!!!!!

-END THE CHAPTER PLEASE ODA
-END IT FOR THE LOVE OF STAINLESS PANTIES




-CHAPTER END



~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

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Both MS and MR sucked so much this week that I can't take either one seriously. A few things to note:

1) Nakurowa is an unknown place we have not been introduced to yet, so no worries there.
2) Brook's sword is still his own, but he trained his potential while in the care of the Long Arm Tribe. So, it's not a new sword.
3) Usopp obviously says "Don't bother!" or "I can't lose!"
4) Daruma burning is a reference to the yearly daruma-doll burning ceremony that clears out the old and replenishes the new. More on it on Wikipedia...
5) Daruma zame is supposed to be "cookie-cutter shark", but in this case, it's a pun with daruma = ball.
6) Last bit at the end of the chapter: "Unstoppable insanity" is better wording.

Derp, ironically MR had even more mistakes and improperly untranslated/unexplained bits.

If it isn't the chapter itself, your reviews make me laugh even more. Thanks again!

[DerangedBones]

so i added not one, not two, but SEVEN new chapters

fun fact, i did these all at the same weeks they came out, but was too lazy to upload them

*hides to write up the remaining chapter mock reviews*



ALL OF THEM ARE EDITED INTO THE FIRST POST
cuz i think it's easier that way


have le fun

[King Cannon]

Great stuff. I missed those.

Nice to see you back (even though I barely know you).

[Riddler]

Deranged, you are the best! I mean that