Life's Greatest Questions

[Nobodyman]

Here's a thread where you can post some of the greatest questions of the universe.

What is the meaning of life?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why do people park in driveway, but drive in a parkway?

Why is it that you buy a pair of pants but only one bra?

Is there a difference between a medal and a medallion?

Why do a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing?

How many licks DOES it take to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Go ahead, post your questions.

[Primo11]

What does cheese say when you take a picture of it?

Why aren't there any rides at a book fair?

[captain Ugly]

Who come first, the chicken or the egg ?
How the dinosaurs became extinct ?
What happens if you pass butter ON a cat ?

[The Beast]

what .

[Femme]

What happens if you pass butter in a cat ?

O___________________________O

IN a cat?

[Nobodyman]

what .

Ooh, "What?" That's a great question. Anyway...

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?

Do all roads really lead to Rome?

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

[DraculeMihawk]

What happens if you pass butter ON a cat ?

Mindfuck happens. Simply mindfuck.

[bartholemew kuma]

Why is Rebecca Black trying to figure out what seat to sit in?

[metteminne]

[Don Quichotte De Flamingo]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why can`t i taste my own tongue?
Where is the next whorehouse located?

[MasterKingJC]

Why is Captain Ugly's avatar so intriguing?







Also

[Chrissie]

Spoiler:

What is the meaning of life?

To live.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes, you selfish bastard! Of course it does! The other trees are around after all.

Why do people park in driveway, but drive in a parkway?

Because the English language.

Why is it that you buy a pair of pants but only one bra?

Because the English language.

Is there a difference between a medal and a medallion?

Medallions are magical, duh.

Why do a slim chance and a fat chance mean the same thing?

Because the English language.

How many licks DOES it take to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

1659.

What does cheese say when you take a picture of it?

Huuumaaaan!

Why aren't there any rides at a book fair?

Because the English language.

Who come first, the chicken or the egg ?

Dinosaurs who (d)evolved into chickens, duh.

How the dinosaurs became extinct ?

They turned into chickens.

What happens if you pass butter ON a cat ?

The cat gets buttered and the butter gets passed on the cat.

what .

Beagles.

If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose, meese?

Because the English language.

Do all roads really lead to Rome?

Yes.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

*explodes*

Why is Rebecca Black trying to figure out what seat to sitin?

She... uh... has Bipolar Disorder... Probably. I think.. Actually I don't know. There's only one seat left in that friggin' car after all.

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συνώνυμο = ταυτόσημο :P

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To have humans over the years, question its motives.

Why can`t i taste my own tongue?

Have you tried folding it? o3o It tastes sweet to me. :D

Where is the next whorehouse located?

Google map it.

Whyis Captain Ugly's avatar so intriguing?

Because Borat Thong Swimsuit man!

Also

Yes~

What do you mean you didn't need answers? D8

[Don Quichotte De Flamingo]

IAM NOT SATISFIED WITH THOSE ANSWERS!!!
Do it again and better.
(somehow that reminds me of the "ask the dude-thread"^^)

[Cyan D. Funk]

Why does Europe use the Euro, but Asia doesn't used the Asio?

[metteminne]

Oh almighty chrissie!

So my question is : is this real life , or is it just fantasy?

[Chrissie]

IAM NOT SATISFIED WITH THOSE ANSWERS!!!
Do it again and better.
(somehow that reminds me of the "ask the dude-thread"^^)

Ok. Come closer son. :D What is this knife I am holding you ask? Nothing~ Nothing~ Come closer child.

Why does Europe use the Euro, but Asia doesn't used the Asio?

Because unlike Europe, Asia differs very widely among and within its regions with regard to ethnic groups, cultures, environments, economics, historical ties and government systems. (What? Of course I didn't c/p from wikipedia silly!)

Oh almighty chrissie!

So my question is : is this real life , or is it just fantasy?

Depends on how your anterior medial prefrontal and posterior cingulated cortices, work in relation to your autobiographical memory retrieval and self-referential thinking. =D

[Cyan D. Funk]

Because unlike Europe, Asia differs very widely among and within its regions with regard to ethnic groups, cultures, environments, economics, historical ties and government systems. (What? Of course I didn't c/p from wikipedia silly!)

[Mrs. Iceburg]

Aw Chrissie, I was going to answer them all. You took my job :<

[asm00200]

The best question you could ask is:

Spoiler:

[Don Quichotte De Flamingo]

Ok. Come closer son. :D What is this knife I am holding you ask? Nothing~ Nothing~ Come closer child.

How come you`re always so brutal to me?
But i found a master who teched me how to handle such situations.
No fucking way iam gonna let go of it
(i hate my master^^)